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And he STILL hasn't let those caterpillars free! LET THE BE FREE DANGIT!

How old is Erwin?

105

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But she is PETRAfied! Ha!

Help. I'm stuck in a tree.

Shut up petra

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I always thought that he would just backhand slap her glasses right off of her face! 😂

What would Levi do if Hanji kissed him on the cheek

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She is probably gonna die from eating to much...*shakes head disappointedly* @hajime-isayama-official

Wait is Sasha dead too

Not yet

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HAMER TIME!!!!

Hey, what time is it?

Murder time

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I'll sell my sanity to make ereri cannon! @hajime-isayama-official

I will pay you $10,000 to make ereri canon.

Still not enough

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My love life in one picture! (Reference: pintrest) @thatsthat24

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Why ARE they getting married in 2022? I'm cunfuzzled :/

Happy new years guys. Only 6 more years….

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This is funny but I actually HAD A sizer before and it's not fun... :/

Lol

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It would be ALL light blue 4 me! XD

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I'M EXSTATENTIAL CRISIS!!!

I’m human Interaction, what are you?

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Nice one! Try a different tactic...😂

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Phil is like, "crap they know the truth!" And Dan's like "awe! That's how people know there famous! When there on a bag of gummy bears!

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DAN!!! *posts on every social media in existence* @danisnotonfire

Can we please get this message to Dan?

I’ve already messaged him about this on Tumblr, but as he probably already gets a bunch of messages, he may skim over mine. But this is super important, as I’m worried about the phone case he has. Not too long ago, there was this story: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/12096634/Girl-nine-has-iPhone-shaped-scar-for-life-after-case-leaks-toxic-glitter-onto-her-leg.html About a girl who had a phone case that I believe is similar to Dan’s, with floating glitter inside a liquid. (It is a UK brand, and it was only taken off the shelves a few days ago?) I watched a clip from I think his latest live show, and he shows us the phone case, saying there is ‘water’ inside of it. I’m just worried if he doesn’t 100% know there is water inside the phone case, and that it could be the same chemical that the girls case has. Basically, she fell asleep with the phone case pressed to her thigh, and she woke up with a rash. It was left untreated for two days, allowing it to eat away at her skin, and she now has a permanent chemical burn scar on her thigh in the shape of an iPhone. 

As far as I know, Dan sleeps shirtless, and usually stays up on his phone before falling asleep. This means he could easily fall asleep with his phone on his chest and have it burn him. It’s probably important that Dan is aware of this and is extra careful with his phone. Maybe it is water inside, though I’m just making sure, and I don’t think those kinds of glitter things are made with water in them? I’m pretty sure it’s some kind of acid.

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I agree!

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DAN! YOUR FAN BOY IS SHOWING! XD

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DAN!!!! *cries in corner from loneliest*