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HOLLYBOOB!
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i’m curious
reblog if you’re curious as well
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A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:
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I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.
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the bridge troll when i refuse to answer his riddle:
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It's very easy to say that magic doesn't exist, but ultimately computers work by channeling lightning through a series of crystals, so who's really to say.
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💯🙏💛🟨👍
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If you're reading this, you've won The Game. It's over, it's done, and you can breathe. Now any time you see posts telling you that you lost The Game, you can smile, shake your head, and feel sorry for all of those OTHER people who are still playing The Game, while being glad that you yourself are free.
"But that's not how The Game works-"
If someone can arbitrarily decide that everyone on Earth is playing The Game, someone else can arbitrarily decide there's a way to win.
Congratulations on your win!! Celebrate with a treat of your choice.
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Every new Tumblr update post now reads like:
Every Tumblr account is now required to be linked to a Minecraft account.
Post limit decreases as the number of followers increases.
You have to re-follow a blog every 30 days to make sure you’re REALLY interested in its content.
The ability to post has been removed from the website. You can post on mobile only.
Every user is required to create and maintain at least one gimmick blog.
Color palate selection is now controlled by spinning a wheel of random colors for each the background color, text color, and accent color. Currently there are no plans to implement a system to make sure that the text has enough contrast to actually be readable.
We are removing screen reader functionality for the time being.
Since the search function is still broken, we are just going to get rid of it.
All TERFs now have a button that allows them to instantly delete the account of any trans woman that they find.
Reblogging is now disabled. You are only allowed to make your own original posts. This has been done in order to accommodate new users from Pinterest and Instagram who are used to screencapping and reposting posts.
We’ve changed the Tumblr logo to be a baby bottle because you guys are being such whinny babies about all of the objectively worse changes that we’ve been making to the site.
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Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
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pls reblog to break containment and get a larger sample size
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