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just found out about walking on my toes. I've gotta get heels this is fucking awesome!!! walking is no longer a mode of transport, but it has become fun!!! wahoo! yipee!

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God, what a cool fucking pair of cards. Especially these versions, with Kev Walker's art. Black and White getting the exact same effect, because the death of all fits both divine grace and unknowable horror.

And then Mr. Walker nails the fact that they're the same but different, with not just the inverted colors, but the way that Wrath of God explodes outwards, while Damnation draws all in.

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me when i fuckin uhhh

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who tf eats cereal with warm milk??? no milk at all I totally get but WARM???

IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

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Weevils are curious

creatures of furious

hunger for baby oak fuel;

They drill through the surface

of acorns for breakfast,

frackers with snout as their tool.

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Rasputin survived the majority of his assassination, including several beatings, stabbings, poisonings, a firing squad, cinnamon burns, having to watch a Lars von Trier movie, and being fed to a shark. Had he been fed to it whole instead of diced, he may yet have survived.

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Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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Dude I am just like

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tweet to original artist

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NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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