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BIOSHOCK — welcome to rapture

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🌻 Today is my 1 year anniversary of getting top surgery 🌼 And! It’s the spring solstice!🪻

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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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Happy 18th anniversary to my favorite video game! It first came out on March 20th, 2006. This game is legally an adult now.

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6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

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i love when its sunnyyyy yaaaay i want to get married

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me: it seems to me that if the door is the cathedral's pussy, then the archivolts are its labia. wouldnt you agree, your excellency?

catholic bishop i cornered on his way to his car: the next time i pray i will ask god to kill you with lightning bolts

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so the house of representatives just passed a bill that will now move to the senate to BAN tik tok completely in the united states and they are expected to argue that “national security risks” outweigh the freedom of speech and first amendment rights. biden has already said that if it gets to him, he will sign it. whether or not you use the app…….this is something to be worried about

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bungie has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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It’s vital for ur mental health to have gay boy fun

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New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

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*old hillbilly with long beard voice* they bout done tore my pussy UP

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my wisdom is you should always listen to the siren call of the "i haven't drawn my OCs kissing enough" urge. especially when its ockiss week 💘 based on prompts from @/hiveworks kiss challenge template

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Been watching a bunch of lethal company clips and all I can think is "imagine if Guardians where that dramatic?" Like, very often I see people characterize Guardians as stoic and skillful and easily bareing through pain and being silent even as they die horribly, but I'm thinking 'what Guardians weren't that?' Guardians screeching and horribly failing a dodge as something is thrown at them, Guardians just yelling their heads off over a thrall or something suddenly appearing beside them, Guardians attempting a jump and not even making it two inches off the ground. Just, Guardians being dumbasses, and this applies to Hive Guardians as well.