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(Fake ASMR Commission) Exploring An Abandoned Mall With Your Meteorologist Wife [Part 10]

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“Mmmmm~ Good Morning, Sweetie~”

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“I feel so refreshed. The thunderstorm… The sound of your heartbeat… That might’ve been the best sleep I’ve ever had.”

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“I did notice that it feels warmer than usual right now. I know it’s Summer, but… This feels above average. Especially given the fact that we have the AC on. I’ll check the weather for today.”

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“Oh No… That does not look good.”

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“It seems like today is the beginning of a heat wave. It’s 80 degrees right now & it’ll peak at 95 around mid-day. With high humidity at that.”

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“Well… Think of it this way. Temps this hot with this much humidity will make for incredible thunderstorms. This would be tornado weather back home.”

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“Oklahoma is gonna be one hell of a mess today. I sure hope my team has fun down there.”

“Speaking of which, we’ll be going home tonight. And if you remember… There’s one thing in particular that I wanted to do before leaving.”

“Explore the Diamond Run Mall in Rutland.”

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“Like I said… I think it’s abandoned. I mentioned how this mall was in pretty bad shape the last time I went there. It was still functional, but largely empty. Most stores were closed. And now… Enough time has passed to the point where I think something has changed. It’s been many years since my last visit. I’m convinced that there’s a difference now. There has to be.”

“So whadya say? Wanna go on one last adventure in the Green Mountain State?”

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“That’s the spirit! No heat wave is gonna stop us.”

*long pause for scene transition*

*car door opening & closing sound*

“Oh… Oh Wow…”

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“Well… We have our answer. It’s official. The mall is completely dead. Not a shred of life left. Just an empty husk of a building.”

“The parking lot is vacant… There’s graffiti everywhere… Broken glass… Untrimmed foliage… There’s no doubt about it. The Diamond Run Mall is officially defunct.”

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“As someone who visited this place during childhood, it gives me a heavy heart. It’s saddening… In a somber, nostalgic way.”

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“Yeah, let’s go in. We’re getting cooked out here.”

*longer pause*

“Wow… It’s everything I remember, but… In ruins.”

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“Talk about a real life Liminal Space. This place is textbook.”

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“I love how big, open & spacious it is. Everything just towers over you. And the skylight is still so beautiful. The dilapidation gives it this ethereal sanctuary kinda vibe. I can’t help but smile.”

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“It’s still pretty hot in here. Makes sense. It’s not like this place has functional air conditioning anymore.”

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“Well, here’s the central area. I remember there was a play-place for kids here. Just a little indoor playground. And of course, these benches surrounded the area for parents to sit down & monitor their children. Good times…”

“And over here… There was both a Subway… And a pizza joint with one of the weirdest names I’ve ever heard of.”

“Sbarro”

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“I have no idea if I pronounced that correctly. There’s an ‘S’ & a ‘B’ together. Is the ‘S’ just silent & you only say ‘Barro’? Like… ‘Hold on, I’m just gonna borrow this pizza real quick.’ Hehehe~”

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“Oh, this room right here? This was… A place that had something to do with glasses.”

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“I genuinely forgot what they did here. I can’t remember if they fixed glasses, replaced them… Or maybe it was a shop & you could just buy them… Maybe all of the above… I really don’t know. All I remember is… Glasses.”

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“Ooooo, I remember what this room over here was. The ultimate candy store.”

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“This place was shining with vibrant rainbow colors. These glass cases had every kind of sugary sweet thing you could imagine. I could practically feel the cavities forming just by being in here.”

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“Oh… Um… And here… We have some vandalism.”

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“Pretty standard activity for abandoned places. Whoever was here just crammed these chairs into the wall & left them stuck there.”

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“*snicker* The original text on the wall just makes it even funnier. ‘Wall of Fame! These Local Students Have Demonstrated All-Around Excellence.' Hehehe~”

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“I noticed that there’s random toilet paper everywhere. Some graffiti there… Just more of the same.”

“God, this place is a mess.”

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“It was inevitable. It’s just crazy how I used to go here with my mother on shopping trips as a little kid… And here I am now. Exploring the ruins as a married woman with my spouse. Life can take you full circle sometimes.”

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“This fountain is all dried up. Hella dusty to. And there’s… Ew, what is that?”

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“It definitely looks like mold. Whatever it is, it’s gross. There’s a lot of broken stuff over here.”

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“Ooooo, I remember what this ominous dark room used to be. A Bed Bath & Beyond.”

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“When I was a kid, I was very simple minded. Bed Bath & Beyond was lit up with bright golden colors. So it made me think it was something I’d be interested in. Reminds me of another store that was somewhere in this mall. One that was lit up with Autumn colors. Can’t remember what it was. I do remember it being next to a jewelry store though. Surrounded by green marble walls & fancy cases.”

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“Oh! Oh My God! We found the arcade!”

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“I wish everything in here still worked, but just being here is good enough for me.”

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“I remember trying my best to win tickets. There were all sorts of prizes I would trade them for.”

“This machine right here was the most consistent method of grinding tickets. I don’t remember what it's called, but I do remember what we did with it.”

“Basically… A light would travel around a ring of bulbs. And if you stopped the light on a bulb with brackets, you’d win the jackpot. A huge amount of tickets.”

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“With enough practice, you could get the timing down. It was so satisfying to watch dozens & dozens of tickets pile onto the floor as the machine printed them out. It made you feel rich & skilled. It was the best!”

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“Hmmm… Ya know… I have Mobile Data. I could look up when this mall became abandoned. I still have some questions that haven’t been answered.”

“Let’s see…”

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“October 2019. Wow, so it’s already been abandoned for nearly six years. Really shows how long it’s been since my last visit. But I still wonder…”

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“Oh… Apparently, this place is slated for demolition at some point. A Walmart Supercenter is planned to be built in it’s place.”

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“Six Years is a long time to have demolition plans. I wonder what’s taking so long.”

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“Well… Whatever the reason… I guess this is the last time I’ll ever be in this mall. I’m glad that I got to experience it one final time. And for you… Both the first AND last time. Hehe~”

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“Let’s head back to the hotel & pack up. We need to be at the Burlington Airport soon. Our flight leaves tonight.”

*longer pause for scene transition*

*airport ambience plays for the rest of the audio. will provide in Tumblr DMs.*

“Sigh… Airports, am I right? Just a lot of waiting & background noise.”

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“I'm probably just gonna sleep through the whole flight. It’s been a hot day full of walking & packing. I’m ready to pass out to be honest.”

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“We might meet that chatty flight attendant again. But I’ll most likely be too sleepy to notice. I really just wanna be back in Oklahoma right now. A good ol’ fashioned storm chase would reinvigorate me.”

*phone buzzing sound*

“I feel like I already know who that is.”

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“As expected.”

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“Hey Sam.”

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“I know I sound exhausted. I’m just really tired.”

“No, I’m not bothered that you called me. I’m just… So done right now. Heh…”

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“Yes, we’re at the airport. We’re coming back home.”

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“Hell yeah. Count us in for a storm chase the next time we get a Tornado Watch. Who knows? Maybe we’ll see Reed Timmer out there.”

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“Yeah, probably not. That guy constantly drives all over the place. The odds of running into him are slim.”

“So… How’s the temperature in Oklahoma right now? I assume pretty hot, right?”

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“High 80s… Yeah, that sounds about right.”

*announcement sound. Will provide in DMs*

“Will Rogers International Airport in Oklahoma City… That’s us! Sam, I gotta go. Our flight just got called. We have to board now. We’ll see you soon.”

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“Alright honey. No time like the present. Let’s go!”

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THE END

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Fake Pray

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Tumblr won't let me post Part 9 of Meteorologist Wife so I just emailed Fake again. Not sure why Tumblr let me post Part 8.

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AI Generated Giantess Fake

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This will make a fine addition to my collection.

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Thank you so much for commissioning, I had a lot of fun with this one. I actually remember this from forever ago and was delighted to see it LOL.

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(Fake ASMR Commission) Going Out With Your Meteorologist Wife Despite The Wildfire Smoke [Part 8]

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“Hey Honey. Have I ever told you about the Hillbilly Fun Park?”

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“I figured I didn’t. It’s a fun location from my childhood. A mini golf course with an ice cream parlor. Sounds like a good combo, right?”

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“It’s located in Fort Ann New York, which… Let’s be real. Eastern New York is still basically Vermont. Hehe~ It’s just past the border so… What do you say? Wanna make a day trip out of it?”

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“Yay! Thanks, sweetie~ My body is craving some physical activity. Don’t feel like being a couch potato today.”

*longer pause to transition scene*

*door opening sound*

“What the-...”

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“Okay, first of all… Holy crap, it’s hot as hell today! And second… What’s up with all this haze? The sky is just pale white. Like all the blue was sucked out of the atmosphere.”

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“Wait a minute… *sniff, sniff*... Oh no… I know exactly what this is.”

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“Ugh… Wildfire Smoke again. Just great. We already dealt with this nonsense back in 2023 & now history is repeating itself.”

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“No. I am not letting some stupid smoke ruin our fun. While it does sound pessimistic, it’s unfortunately probable that this smoke will linger for the remainder of our time in Vermont. And I’d rather not waste it. No matter how uncomfortable it may be.”

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“Good question. Are the wildfires happening in California or Canada? Because those two usually tend to be the culprits. I’ll pull out my phone & do a quick search.”

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“Canada, huh? So we’re closer to the smoke. Sigh… Whatever. Let’s just go. We’ll feel better once we crank up the AC in our car.”

*car door opening & closing sound*

“Good Lord, it feels like an oven in here.”

*car ignition sound*

“Ooooohhhhh~ That AC feels amazing~ Instantly in a better mood now.”

*car driving ambience until specified stopping point*

“Whew… Lemme tell ya. If there’s anything I hate more than a hot day… It’s smoke. It just accentuates the heat.”

“Though I will admit… There is something fascinating that can happen amidst wildfires.”

“Fire Tornadoes… Or Fire-nado for short.”

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“They’re pretty rare & don’t spawn under normal conditions. As you’d expect, wildfires generate a lot of rising hot air. This creates a buoyant column. When mixed with a bit of wind sheer & an unstable atmosphere… It can just happen. It’s a surprisingly simple process for such a rare event.”

“It’s kinda funny. A normal tornado can be considered a Finger of God. So I guess a Fire-nado would be a Finger of the Devil.”

“Of course, they pose a major threat to firefighters on site. As if their job wasn’t dangerous enough.”

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“Hmmm… Now that I think about it… I should probably buy a couple Portable ACs. The ones that you wear around your neck. It’d be great to have for smoldering days like this. A nice stream of cool air rushing up your face at all times. Such a brilliant invention.”

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“Vermont scenery never gets old, does it? Well, I mean… I guess it did for me at some point, but… Oklahoma detoxed me for so many years that it feels new again. Then there’s you. Someone whose only known Oklahoma their whole life. Vermont must feel like an alien landscape to you, huh?”

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“Hehehe~ Well, just sit back & enjoy the ride. It’s a couple hours from Burlington to Fort Ann. We’ll get there soon enough.”

*driving ambience stops, scene transition*

*car door open & close sound*

“Aaaaand back out into the smokey heat. Lovely…”

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“Heh… Smokey… And there’s a bear statue here. I can almost hear it saying ‘Only You Can Prevent Wildfires’.”

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“Is that REALLY true though? Wildfires usually start just from… The Sun. Just… The weather being hot. It just happens someway somehow… Sunlight gets concentrated in one spot in the middle of a forest on flammable materials & then the fire starts. Either that or lightning strikes.”

“Anyway… Let’s go in the parlor. I want some ice cream before we start.”

*door with bell sound*

“Ooooohhhhh~ That feels great~ I love how well air conditioned they keep this place. Doesn’t matter how hot & smokey it is outside. In here, it’s like an arctic breeze. Gotta keep that ice cream cool.”

“So… What do you want?”

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“Oh! Of course we can split a Banana Split. Wow, I just said split twice in the same sentence. Hehe~”

*longer pause for scene transition*

“Oh My God, look at this thing! I haven’t had a Banana Split in so long. Let’s dig in!”

“Mmmph~ That’s sho gud~ Mph~ The best actually.”

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“Oh yeah. The golf courses themselves. There’s two of them. The first one is Hillbilly Holes. Every hole is themed after Hillbilly stereotypes. The second course is Puttin’ Thru New York. Every hole is themed after a different landmark in the state.”

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“We should definitely do Hillbilly Holes first. For one specific reason. The final hole is called the Chicken Coop. And if you get a hole-in-one, you win a free game of mini golf. Then we can use that to play Puttin’ Thru New York free of charge.”

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“It’s a pretty tough hole to clear in one shot. Understandably since you’re literally winning a free game. Saves you some money if you can pull it off.”

“The hole is a single ramp leading up into an inaccessible box via a small slit. Once the ball enters the box, that’s it. The ball is processed & you can’t get it back. You either get it in the hole or it falls on the floor.”

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“Mph~ Banana Shplits are sho under-rated. I shwear.”

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“There’s a reason Friendly’s has an ice cream flavor called Royal Banana Split. They wanna give us the Banana Split experience in a gallon.”

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“It’s really nice being able to spend quality time with you like this. It’s peaceful, quiet…”

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“Yeah. And no tornadoes either. There’s just something about these little moments we share that I really appreciate.”

“Mmm~” *kiss*

“*giggle* Let’s finish this so we can start golfing.”

*longer pause for scene transition*

“Alright honey. Try not to breathe.”

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“Ahahaha~ I’m kidding. Poor air quality or not, our lungs persist. Here, I’ll let you go first. The first hole is super easy. No way you won’t ace this.”

*golf putt sound into hole*

“Yeah, it’s literally just a straight line. Now watch me botch this somehow.”

*repeat sound*

“Nope. It’s just easy.”

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“There are some holes that make me wonder if it’s even possible to get a hole-in-one. The people who built these courses probably made it possible for every hole, but… You’d need to be a master golfer with years of experience to do it. Nothing short of professionalism.”

*windy ambience until specified stopping point*

“Woah! Look! It’s a Dust Devil!”

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“Don’t worry. It isn’t actually a tornado. In fact, this is normal for hot days like this.”

“When the ground heats up unevenly, the warmer air above it becomes less dense & rises. This creates a low-pressure area & air rushes in from the surrounding area to fill the void.”

“Their wind speed isn’t a threat as it’s nowhere near as fast as a tornado. They reach around 60 miles per hour or so. At the absolute worst, they can be about as strong as EF0s. They really can’t do much harm. Just don’t run into it. Unless you wanna get covered in dust. Hehe~”

*ambience stops*

“Well, there it goes. Ya know, there’s actually a variant of Dust Devils called Ash Devils. They usually appear on scorched land after a fire or in volcanic landscapes. These actually can hurt you pretty badly as they are made of hot ash. Don’t wanna get burned.”

*longer pause for scene transition*

“Alright, last hole. The Chicken Coop. If either one of us gets a hole-in-one, we win a free game. I’ll go first.”

“Okay… Line it up… Muscles relaxed… And…”

*golf putt without hole sound*

“Damn… Yeah, they didn’t make this one easy. Welp… It’s all on you, honey. No pressure. Hehe~”

*golf putt with hole sound*

“No way! You actually did it! Was that sheer dumb luck or are you just built different?”

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“Given your lack of golfing experience, it was definitely just luck. But you’re built different to me & that’s what matters.”

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“Despite the smoke, today has been fun so far. And I certainly wasn’t expecting to see a Dust Devil. Reminds me of home…”

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“Heh… Honey, not that I don’t appreciate your hugs or anything, but… On a hot day like this, you might wanna wait until we get into a cooler environment. Your body heat is practically roasting me in this weather.”

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“Don’t worry. I’ll let you get real close to me tonight if you want~ Ehehe~”

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THE END

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Fake has taught me that Crispy Fried Onions are amazing to have around at a moment's notice.

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Just a heads up so everyone knows. I'll have to email Fake Part 7 of Meteorologist Wife because Tumblr won't let me post the script for some reason. Normally, anyone who follows me on Tumblr can read my scripts before Fake uploads them as audios, but that won't be the case this time. This is literally the first time I've ever had this issue. I've never had to email Fake a script before. Tumblr has always worked before. This situation is an anomaly.

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You should eat one of them.

I assume you won't be posting an audio today because it's Memorial Day, right?

Do I look american to you

turkey attack

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IT WAS ME (As in... The comment. I made the comment. I obviously had nothing to do with the fire alarms. lol)

found the culprit @fakeasmr

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This is a test. I'm trying to post a script for Fake, but Tumblr won't let me. EDIT: Okay, what the hell?! This worked, but the script didn't...? EDIT 2: Tried posting the script again & it didn't work. What is happening?

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(Fake ASMR Commission) Nervous Bee Girl Wants You To Accept Her Colony [Beekeeper Listener]

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*exact same energy, voice & vibes of the nervous fairy girl. she’s flying, tiny & cute.*

“Finally! The warm embrace of Spring. There’s nothing I hate more than being cooped up in that cramped hive for half a year.”

“Now… Time to pollinate some flowers.”

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“Ooooor not. Where are all the flowers? Am I too early?”

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“No… The flowers definitely should’ve started blooming by now. What’s going on? And why is the grass all striped?”

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“Oh dear… Don’t tell me a human made their home here recently.”

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“That mailbox confirms it. There’s the driveway… And their house.”

“Sigh… Might as well see what’s up with them I guess.”

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“Interesting. They left their window open. I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to take a look around in there.”

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“Oh! There they are. What the-... Is that a member of the hive? What is that human doing to them?”

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“They’re stabbing them with a needle! How dare they hurt a fellow bee! I’ll show them! I’ll stab them with my own needle!”

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“Zzzzzzzzzz… Take THAT! …Eh, Huh?”

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“Uh… Hi.”

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“Um… Oh no… I think I’ve made a terrible mistake.”

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“Ah, well… I stung you because… I thought you were stabbing a bee… But now that I take a closer look… That doesn’t really seem like a bee.”

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“Er, no. I’ve never heard of embroidery. What is that?”

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“So it’s… Art made from cross-stitching. I see.”

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“I… I’m sorry. You didn’t deserve to be stung. You’re not worth dying over.”

“Just gotta… *grunt* …Darn, how do I safely remove my stinger? I don’t just wanna break loose. I won’t survive.”

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“I guess I could try rotating myself around. That might nudge it loose.”

“*grunt* Come on… Gah! Hoo… Okay… My body is still intact. Good. That was scary.”

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“I haven’t properly introduced myself yet. I’m a bee girl. I was looking for nectar outside, but… You seem to have mowed down all the flowers.”

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“Woah, relax. It’s okay. No need to sound so remorseful. Apology accepted.”

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“What do you mean it’s not okay? You’re taking this really hard. It’s not like the world is ending over this.”

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“You’re… A beekeeper.”

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“Ohhh… That explains it. People like you are supposed to ensure the well-being & health of bees. And by destroying flowers… You’re doing the opposite of that.”

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“Well, I can understand not knowing that there are bees like me in the area. But now you do. So don’t worry about it.”

“In fact, if you really wanna make it up to me, I have a proposition for you.”

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“Since you’re a beekeeper, you can make my hive part of your property. That is… If my queen permits it.”

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“Well, I am a worker bee. And of course, I serve my queen. She’s the boss of everything. I need to run this idea by her.”

“So… What do you say? Are you up for it?”

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“Yay! That’s the exact answer I expected.”

“I’ll just… BEE right back. Hehe~”

*scene transition. bee hive ambience plays until specified stopping point. will be provided in Tumblr DMs.*

*gonna have you play two characters here. the bee girl & queen. give the queen a deep sophisticated business woman voice. basically the exact opposite of the nervous bee girl so they’re very easy to differentiate.*

Bee Girl: “My queen! I bring great news!”

Queen: “Really now? What is it?”

Bee Girl: “I discovered a beekeeper living in the area.”

Queen: “Is that so?”

Bee Girl: “I swear by my stinger, your highness! This could be a major step forward for the hive’s success. I propose that we let them take us into their care.”

Queen: “I’m certainly not against the idea. The proposition definitely has it’s upsides. But there’s also some downsides.”

Bee Girl: “Huh? How could there possibly be any downsides? I can only see this as a good thing.”

Queen: “Well… I’m not necessarily opposed to sharing our honey with a human. It’s inconvenient, but a fair trade all things considered. What really bothers me is moving the colony & building a new hive. It sounds rather arduous.

Bee Girl: “Your highness… With all due respect…”

Queen: “This sounds like insubordination.”

Bee Girl: “N-no! I’m just… Think of the benefits.”

Queen: “I already know what the benefits are. It’s incredibly obvious. We’d produce more honey & have a safer environment to live in. Truthfully, your proposition is a net positive. I suppose I’m just resistant to change. Still, there are other factors that we haven’t considered yet.”

Bee Girl: “Such as…?”

Queen: “I need to know what their property conditions are… If they have any pets… And most importantly… How competent they are. Among other things.”

Bee Girl: “Well, I can take you to them right now. It’d be best if you spoke to them yourself.”

Queen: “I don’t like leaving my hive unattended, but… I suppose I don’t have much of a choice. Very well then.”

Queen: “*ahem* Attention everyone! I have an important errand that I need to run. It concerns the future of our colony. I expect you’ll all be on your best behavior during my absence.”

*scene transition… ambience stops.*

Queen: “Good grief, THIS is what their property looks like?”

Bee Girl: “*nervous laughter* Yeah, I sorta forgot to tell you about the fact that they mowed their lawn recently.”

Queen: “You ‘Sort Of’ forgot or you ‘Did’ forget?”

Bee Girl: “I did.”

Queen: “Ugh… Let’s just go inside.”

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Queen: “Zzz! You! Human!”

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Queen: “Greetings. I am the queen of a nearby honeybee colony. My faithful servant here has informed me that you’re a beekeeper, is that correct?”

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Queen: “Right. Down to business then. If you wish to have my colony, I’m willing to comply… On a few conditions.”

Queen: “First… Do you have any pets?”

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Queen: “Good. I don’t want other creatures disturbing my peace.”

Queen: “Second… Do you have sufficient space for our hive?”

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Queen: “You have room for multiple hives. Interesting. That could be useful. Perhaps a bit busier for a lone queen such as myself, but I can manage.”

Queen: “Lastly, I require two vital things from you.”

Queen: “Please make sure that this place is blooming with flowers. We need all the nectar that we can get. I understand that humans need to keep their lawns mowed, but you must figure something out.”

Queen: “And when you take your share of honey, you are to take no more than 80% of the hive’s weight.”

Bee Girl: “But your highness! 80% is so much! Isn’t that too generous? Won’t we have too little left to eat?.”

Queen: “Honestly, I could’ve allowed 90%. Most colonies can survive on 10. But I’m giving us some leeway. If I’m satisfied with our beekeeper’s performance, I can reward them with Royal Jelly.”

Bee Girl: “Royal Jelly?! But… Your highness… That’s…”

Queen: “Our most prized resource, yes. When the mood strikes me, I can be quite charitable.”

Queen: “So… Human… Do you agree to my terms & conditions? I need to make sure that you’re serious about this.”

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Queen: “Very well. Pleasure doing business with you. Now then… Come along, young one. I have a colony to move.”

Bee Girl: “Yes, my queen!”

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THE END (Here's a nice honeycomb background for the thumbnail.)

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Dressed Up Bunny Fake

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Was reading a greentext story & only had to make one edit to make this description perfectly accurate.

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Clown Fake

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I learned something new today.

Did you know that today is apparently Purple Day? Google just told me. I didn't even know that was a thing.

see I almost wrote something glib and jokey about this but then I would've looked like an asshole because it's about epilepsy. They should be more specific about that

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