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know what I always disliked when i was growing up? when adults would tell me not to say i hated something because โhate is a strong word.โ yeah???? so???? im 9 and i have strong feelings
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if i was jesus i would of got a disciple to tape a pistol to the back of the cross. soon as they put me up there blam blam i take out the roman legionaries. hop down and reload. steal a chariot. before pontius pilate can do anything i've rappelled over his balcony. blam blam. that's his knees
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Reddit AITA for interrupting my boyfriendโs video game by asking him to call an ambulance when a meteor crashed through our roof and grazed my left arm? Iโm right-handed, so I acknowledge I overreacted somewhat. Heโs always made it clear he hates distractions and I do recognize it was wrong of me to neglect to have my phone nearby in case of an emergency despite being aware he was playing. I acted on impulse, I know, and easily couldโve got myself downstairs unaided to call since my legs were fine. Iโve said it wonโt happen again and I do mean that. He says heโs mostly forgiven me, though heโs now requested I keep my arm hidden under a blanket because seeing my bandages and thinking of my missing finger gives him panic attacks and nightmares related to being unable to play video games.
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Nick and Judy from zootopia technically don't have an interspecies relationship because by the end of the movie, they're both pigs
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Weird that the fact that it is effectively impossible to redistribute Jeff Bezos's wealth because it's mostly stocks and the moment he gets hit the value of those stocks plummets is used as a rhetorical 'gotcha!' against wealth distribution and not itself a giant flashing sign that our economic system is a ridiculous house of cards built on smoke and mirrors where a few men are given unconscionable levels of power more or less completely arbitrarily
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heard that the queen is spending some time upstate on this big farm with other queens, where she's got lots of room to run around and play
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RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
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THROW OFF THE JANGLY YOKE OF OPPRESSION
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