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[atomsmessenger]

Oh dear.

Yo. Rad-Eater. Just wanna thank y'alls church for that generous donation of a Radium Rifle, always love expanding the collection. I'm glad to increase the arsenal.

~ @atombombskilledtheradiostar

Anytime, dear friend. It's hard to find others who feel as compelled toward Atom's great Radiation as we do. The only thing I shall ask from you is that you use it to defend yourself from the ever-growing propaganda spread by all those who close their minds to our specific ways of life.

[atomsmessenger]

Yo. Rad-Eater. Just wanna thank y'alls church for that generous donation of a Radium Rifle, always love expanding the collection. I'm glad to increase the arsenal.

~ @atombombskilledtheradiostar

Anytime, dear friend. It's hard to find others who feel as compelled toward Atom's great Radiation as we do. The only thing I shall ask from you is that you use it to defend yourself from the ever-growing propaganda spread by all those who close their minds to our specific ways of life.

[atomsmessenger]

I'll send them your way then. I don't understand their inclination for the sewers, but I'm sure working at your restaurant will break them out of that. You're a saint.

I don't believe that I'll ever be able to escape the homeless. They follow me regardless.

[atomsmessenger]

I would take it to give it back to you, dearest friend.

reblog to steal the sword of the person you reblogged this from

[atomsmessenger]

It ain’t looking good for RobCo💀

We have fired an executive who was fired, because he was with the KKK in other news we gave a executive we fired of 1 million dollar severance  package

[atomsmessenger]

My dear, Arcade, Atom has planned great things for you. I've envisioned it to be true.

[atomsmessenger]

Come to church, we have laser pistols, wastelanders Omelettes, and beer.

And Arcade, I guess, but you can't touch.

[atomsmessenger]

It took us an hour, but we've finally got all the bodies of my old coworkers piled up in the corner here. We must've also done something appealing to Atom, as well. I mean, just look at how those plasma rifles float ominously above them.

[atomsmessenger]

She's a real fixer-upper, isn't she, Arcade? Well, get your working shoes on, we've got a long night ahead of us.

[atomsmessenger]

Perfect. Keep the hooligans out, please.

[atomsmessenger]

Why now shall I be jumped? Can't they see that I'm busy? For what purpose would one want to cause harm to a zealot, such as myself? This ritual might be more vital than I initially thought. We might need two vessels.

[atomsmessenger]

Well, I guess I'll get on and start doing something productive. Lady Jane might've been an enemy while alive, but she'll make a fine vessel for the safety ritual my Atomite church desperately needs. No harm shall come to it, or to anyone inside.

[atomsmessenger]

Come to church this Sunday and find out, my brother. I think you shall benefit handsomely from it. Perhaps it will help you weed out bad choices for employees at your fine establishment.

With these newly acquired weapons, I shall enlighten the Godless fiends of Freeside to an even further extent. I might even reinvent this place as a church.

Please forgive me for this blunder, dear Atom, I will find a way into Vegas.

[atomsmessenger]

Say, Arcade, why we're here, I've always wondered what these were? This is a desert, is it not? Where would one be rolling?

[atomsmessenger]

Thank Atom :)

I didn't intend to shoot you, dear friend.

[atomsmessenger]

Someone was living here. Are you ok, Arcade?

[atomsmessenger]

I've only gone forward a few feet away from manhole city, but I pray to everything atomic that this place will be a better experience in terms of everything.