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Some dragon coloring pages to celebrate the upcoming release of The Bakery Dragon and The Fairy Cake! It comes out October 7th and can be pre-ordered here!
Free to download and color to your heart's content.
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eat and eat until your pants and shirts are as wide as bed sheets, til your towels are the size of table cloths. grow baby grow.
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No srsly I can’t believe they’ve actually done this:


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I Love Zira's Design!🌘💜🌠






Out of all the designs for the characters in Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want To Be A Magical Girl! We can highlight Aika's amazingly unique look for a protagonist, gush about how cute Hoshi is; laughing at their big hands gag, go gaga over Eclipse's design, & fond over how good looking Miss & Lady DeVoid are! Yet, out of all these characters....I love Zira's design the most! Most shows would often have the "nerd/loser best friend" look kinda ugly & unapproachable, but she's so pretty! In casual clothes, sports wear, & even a prom dress! I love her braids & the cute little moon charms in her hair. She gives "cute girl next door" vibes while making for a sweet love interest. Aika made a great choice befriending her! Plus, it's always a delight to see beautiful melanin characters!
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love love love mock concern, ESPECIALLY when you’re clearly the one to blame for my growing waistline ~
- “you should really lay off of the treats, honey. you’re getting kind of chubby.” as you shove the last bite of a donut between my lips.
- “that’s a big portion baby. you know all that food is just gonna make you softer and rounder, yeah?” after you’ve placed the plate that you’ve piled high for me, on the table.
- “fuck, you’re a heavy girl, huh? since when did you get so big?” as you grope my hips and hanging belly after telling me to sit on your lap
- “jesus princess, might be time for a larger size again, you’re just spilling out of these things” as i try on the pants you picked out for me, knowing they were way too small.
- “wow angel, you’ve really fattened up over the holidays, haven’t you? maybe you should start thinking about that diet.” after you’ve stuffed me with another holiday meal fit for 5.
- “i think you should stop smoking so much weed sweetheart. it’s becoming very obvious that you can’t control your munchies.” as you pack my third bowl of the day
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im in love with this gif. everyone here looks like they belong in a gay bar
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It's really funny seeing people think that Miss is short (mostly because I think they're misinterpreting the kids' heights). So here's their canon heights/ages
Aika (15 y/o) 5'2"
Zira (16 y/o) 5'5"
Eclipse (15 y/o) 5'7"
Miss (39 y/o) 5'8"
Lady DeVoid (ageless) 7'3" + some with horns
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not everyone wants to be a morbidly obese bimbo piggy slut, but me? yeah. make me huge. make me immobile. make me weak and stupid and needy. make me so fucking fat. kiss me, tell me I’m too skinny, and feed me another greasy burger. tell me I need more meat on my bones while you shove past my lard filled thighs and fupa just to fuck me. make me your sweet, but very dumb, and extremely obese pig princess. 🐷🩷
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Pizza Index strikes again.
Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.
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Too many to choose from - I’m just gonna take em all ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
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Nature + Fiddler
This month's (June) exclusive sticker club artwork. There are a few slots still open!
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