You can call me Ace. I was bitten by a rabid bro in the gym locker room and now I'm afflicted with a horrible curse. Whenever I smell protein powder or pit musk I get the irresistible urge to turn my hat backwards and take shirtless selfies. Sorry that you have to see me like this, but I'm the one who has to live with it. Bluesky: @werebro.bsky.social
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Scruffy muzzle!
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Makin sure to get baked evenly
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Feeling pretty sniffable today, emanating that eau de jockpup
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Interacting with and manipulating sausages takes up a lot of my time too 😔
Me, a normal person: aw poor puppies!
Also me, a pup/gainer/pervert: fuck that’s hot I wish that were me
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Me, a normal person: aw poor puppies!
Also me, a pup/gainer/pervert: fuck that’s hot I wish that were me
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Controversial opinion: Even though you can pull off the long hair, I think you look so much hotter with the short cut 😍
Gotta agree with you there. I remember the first time I buzzed my hair and looked up to see the meathead in the mirror. Every time I do it is still a huge turn-on for me. Run my hands across my scalp and feel the stubble. It just feels right.
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