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In the mid-2000s there was a brief fad in Australian government messaging where they went out of their way to insult the public as much as possible.

This fad eventually died out after the tourism board attempted the same style of messaging in the UK, causing a minor scandal which led to the head of Tourism Australia, Scott Morrison, getting the sack.

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March 2015: Prime Minister Tony Abbott surprises onlookers by picking up a raw onion and taking a bite out of it, skin and all, during a press conference in Tasmania

A horrified onlooking farmer later explained to the PM that the offer to try his produce “wasn’t meant as a dare”.

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Grandpa at Yugi: Baby boy. Grandson.

Grandpa at the ancient spirit of darkness who resides in a cursed egyptian artifact and is currently possessing his grandson’s body: Also baby boy, grandson.

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Extremely important TPOFATGIF lore question: highlights of Guy Fieri's presidential campaign/current presidency?

Guy Fieri was elected during the infamous Nihonifornia Presidential Recall Election where sitting President Justin Someguy was recalled for deregulating the country's electrical grid, resulting in mass price-gouging, grid failures during major weather events, and a series of devastating fires sparked by unmaintained power lines. The race featured over 150 candidates because the state's entry requirements were hilariously low, and the final battle for the presidency came down to a recount-worthy finish between the Mayor of Flavortown and popular action Movie star Fischer Weisssenke.

Guy has only been President for a few months in the story but so far his term has been marked with suprising compotence and effciency. "Things happen fast in the kitchen, you gotta be on your game." He said, admonishing the aseembled Secretaries of state when many of them completely failed to have thier introductory reports ready for him in the first month of office as he had requested three months prior, shortly before dismissing them. He has made several wildly popular reforms such as the "Free School Lunches, What Asshole Doesn't Feed Kids?" Bill, the "What's In This?" Law that presents major improvments to food and drink labelling laws, and is gearing up to be Nihonifornia's most revolutionary president yet by opening negotiations regarding the Western American Treaty of Eniornmental Resources, or WATER agreement, with the intent of righting the wrongs set by previous Nihonifornia Presidents.

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>Be me

>Make bowl of panda express leftovers

>Chow down on 2/3rds of it before father calls you over to show you memes

>Leave bowl unattended

>Laugh about memes for a good ten minutes

>Return to room

>??Bat? In bowl? ?

>Don't have anything to grab bat with that are bite proof

>Offer bat the head of the Winston Churchill marble bust to climb onto

>Bat does so

>Slowly carry Churchill and the bat to the window

>Bat won't let go of Churchill

>Pry bat off of him with nearby plastic skeleton hand

>Bat sits on windowsill for a second before flying off into the night

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I love Josh’s anti-classism so much. I grew up in a single parent household that didn’t have time/the ability to cook. I taught myself as an adult and ended up loving it. I cook with this stuff a lot. Shit, the RealLemon juice ends up in a lot of my cocktails. Sure, I like fancy ingredients when I can afford them and I have things I get picky about using - but I have bad hands, mincing garlic is painful as fuck. There’s a lot to be said for knowing how to work with what you have. Don’t shame people for trying, don’t shame people for feeding their families things that they enjoy.

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Imagine if they find Luigi innocent and he has to go through the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got Turbodoxxed That One Time Because Everyone Thought He Was An Assassin.

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fat character who becomes a vampire and loses a ton of weight and blood can not sate their hunger but they can't eat anything they used to like anymore. everyone views it as a positive healthy positive development but they're starving and dying slowly but never truly dying, a living corpse. this is a metaphor for something

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The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

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“The Slur Song” by @bigfoots-biggest-fan as performed by Cisero @ The Prohibition Cabaret

I fucking love this song so much and as soon as my friend played it for me for the first time, I knew I had to perform this. This is just such a banger song to perform at any drag show bc I am given plenty of people to point to. Not to mention that I had my family front row for this one.

The coat for this look took 40 hours to bedazzle alone (and gave me a serious case of solvent poisoning-) and the paper pad took me about 4 hours to complete in total. I’m glad I managed to get these pictures from @/solcm15 on insta so I at least have some good pictures of this beast. Needless to say, I’ve changed how I bedazzle from now on.

Just look at this hot bitch… Everyone gets to have a meeting with the Drag HR Manager and I hope to perform this number so many more times ❤️

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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

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this guy

reblog if you agree

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okay slur song streaming money got paid out finally so as promised all $2016 dollars have been sent to a charity for homeless LGBT teens

even though what you are apparently supposed to do when you make money is use it to destroy democracy I guess we can always do that next time

thank you all for contributing

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I feel like politicians' insults about each other have really gone down hill. These days it's all "moron" and "loser", so childish. Think what you will of Paul Keating, but he gave us such gems as "he's a shiver waiting for a spine", "debating him is like being flogged with warm lettuce", "he's like a lizard on a rock: alive but looking dead", "he's all tip and no iceberg".

Where's the creativity these days?!

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oh thats a very comfy position! 10/10 sleeping position.

for some goddamn reason the way she's sleeping reminds me of this damn image.