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Happy 4th birthday, Turnpike (:
listen to me. i do not care how old you are or how silly you think something is. in this world you have to take the things that make you happy and be all about them. it鈥檚 the only way you鈥檙e gonna survive.
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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!
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I made a bat comic and now you have to look at it
Edit: Apparently it's "not bad" so I changed the phrasing. Um hello thousands of people. You, uh, you really don't need to follow me over this one, uhh, it's not representative of my normal posting habits.
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Ily Natasha Romanoff you will always be the coolest
#experimenting with markers bc i never use those#i think it went well#my art [:#commissions open#traditional art#marvel#black widow#black widow fanart#natasha romanoff#natasha romanov
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if I hear ONE MORE PERSON describe a MIDDLE-AGED MAN who is neither skinny nor hairless as a TWINK I'm going to LOSE IT!!!!!!!
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an asriel and kris comic i made (they are the siblings ever)
fun fact this is based off of true events, my little brother pulled this shit and i figured that this scenario would fit them so well
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an asriel and kris comic i made (they are the siblings ever)
fun fact this is based off of true events, my little brother pulled this shit and i figured that this scenario would fit them so well
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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
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hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.
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I love my 3D printer but why does it always scream and whistle when i start it up. Stop making an ominous noise. Please. Stop it. Nothing is wrong. Free the damned souls.
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