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“They’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body
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Just makes me the happiest person ever when I ask a small thing and it gets blown up out of proportion. You wanted me to care, so now I care and I get fussed at for it. Thanks, best ever.
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Didn't have the time for halloween gifs this year but I made a few lockscreens!
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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
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Cheesy Spaghetti Squash Recipe
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Is this how you roll?
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I’ve added some new stuff to my Redbubble shop!
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Maybe its just a dream, but its a beautiful one 03/22/2021
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you’re sat at your kitchen table studying. you can hear the birds singing. you’re baking a loaf of bread. you’ve just understood a new topic. you’re happy.
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elementals
stickers | prints | wild canine series
[images are 8 paintings of big cats with fantasy elemental motifs: a dark brown lion with stylized flames in place of its mane; a blue snow leopard with snowflake patterns in its coat and icicles forming on its fur; a clouded leopard shrouded in grey stormclouds; a cougar perched on some striated rocks, with geodes dotting its fur; a tiger prowling with bright green vegetation sprouting from its stripes; a winking cheetah with a bright arc of lightning running along the length of its body; a blue jaguar, floating serenely with a ring of water splashing around it; and a purple-tinged panther prowling, with bright pink cracks of arcane energy creeping up from its paws and tailtip. bright diamond sparks float around it.]
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one of those generically cheerful Bless this Home (and all who enter) signs, but instead it says Memento Mori (remember that you must die)
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it’s so hard to pick a halloween aesthetic. there are so many options out there
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