atticus-sawyer

[atticus-sawyer]

Asher. Enough. Please. Look, the least you can do is let me help you find a place to stay. I owe your parents that much, anyway.

Okay, honey, I'll make this clear.

[atticus-sawyer]

Asher, please. Why are you so fiercely fixated on me when you can, and have for that matter, obviously attract others who are apparently a helluva lot better off than I am? It's okay if you want to move on from whatever high school crush we had, Asher. You don't have to to be stuck with me forever, y'know.

I don't need most of it, bright eyes. Look, it'll just do me the relief if you just took it, alright? Just for a little while. Come on, don't make me Stupefy you and Obliviate you afterward.

Okay, honey, I'll make this clear.

[atticus-sawyer]

It's none of your business what or who I was doin', just like it's none of my business what or who you were doin'. Like I said. I don't fuckin' care who you do, alright? So have at it or whatever.

It's not bloody charity, it's a loan-- And at the rate this is all goin' t'hell, I suggest y'take the damned offer. It's either y'take the money and pay me back later, or your parents are gonna have to pull up a nice piece of sidewalk for the next ever.

I'm not gonna let y'be a proud-arse and force your family on the street just because you don't wanna take money from me of all people.

Okay, honey, I'll make this clear.

[atticus-sawyer]

Well, at least someone is lookin' at me at all, is what I think. Might wanna take a leaf outta their book, Mr. You're-The-Only-One-For-Me or somethin' o'that bullshit. 

Just-- Fuckin' forget it. How are your parents doin'? I can give you somethin' or another t'tide you until you can find a job or whatever.

I said forget it. I don't fuckin' care who it is you give your arse up to, alright? Your fuckin' life.

Okay, honey, I'll make this clear.

[atticus-sawyer]

Oh, of course. We never mean for these things to happen, they just do of their own accord! How fuckin' silly of me not to realise.

If you're looking for tall, dark, and handsome, you aren't gonna find him here. He frequents the bar next street over, so if you don't mind.

Okay, honey, I'll make this clear.

[atticus-sawyer]

Oh. Well, look what the cat dragged in-- three weeks later.

I'm workin'. Unless you wanna dance, I suggest y'beat it.

Okay, honey, I'll make this clear.

[atticus-sawyer]

Okay, honey, I'll make this clear.

You either speak up your thoughts else keep your damned eyes to yourself, yeah? These hips are designated for client use only, and I doubt the likes of you has enough to stand on his feet.

[atticus-sawyer]

Sorry for what? Wait-- Are you serious? Asher, have you ever seen where Iccy and I grew up in?

I need a watch.

[atticus-sawyer]

*three fucking hours later* For Merlin's sake, Asher, if this is another goddamned pawn shop, I will personally shove a heel up your arse.

I need a watch.

[atticus-sawyer]

Asher! Oh my Godric, what has gotten into you other than way too much alcohol for a lush to handle?

If we ever get to your house, then I promise you anythin' you damn-well want.

I need a watch.

[atticus-sawyer]

You only love watchin' me walk when I'm in heels? What if I'm in boots or slippers or Iccy's old sneakers that don't fit him anymore? Don't do much for ya?

I'll take you to heaven and back again if you want me to-- Just as long as you can fuckin' walk.

I need a watch.

[atticus-sawyer]

You call that walkin'? Honey, if that counts as walkin', what I do is probably the god's stride itself.

Hardly. Godric, you're every single form of a hopeless romantic if ever was one, you know that, Ash? If you got any more sappy, you'd be bleeding honey and rose petals.

I really should get you home.

I need a watch.

[atticus-sawyer]

Yep, that I am! Come on, where's the harm with a little tease now and then? Hell, you should've been used to it after all these years, yeah?

Actually, honey-- I think I'll be walkin' you home.  ... Can you walk? Try to walk.

I need a watch.

[atticus-sawyer]

Hey! That's enough! *pulls the other's hand down and away from the glasses, a frown denting his forehead* You won't be able to remember your name in a minute, you keep goin' on like this!

Mm.. Maybe later.~ If you're a good boy. Now come along, gather your things. Let's get home before the cat-callers come out.

I need a watch.

[atticus-sawyer]

Is that just an excuse for you not bein' able to walk? Merlin, am I gonna have to carry you home? I'm not that strong, Ash!

Oh, good Godric, how much have you drunk?

I need a watch.

[atticus-sawyer]

*bites his lip and tugs his ear out of the other's grasp, arms tightening around him* Naughty, naughty Ash. Is this what you're like drunk? Merlin, I should hand you bottles of scotch more often, yeah?

Can you even walk in a straight line?

I need a watch.

[atticus-sawyer]

*giggles and shakes out his hair, watching the glitter fall against the taller's clothes* Oi, that tickles! Man, you're twenty levels hammered, aren't you?

We should probably be gettin' you home, big boy.

I need a watch.