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It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as: "I'm going to make him my wife" "She's my boyfriend" "Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?" "That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met" "She's a madman who has to be stopped" "It's not his fault he's a material girl" Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.

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"dad, i'm adopted?"

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Toni Storm is the best thing to happen to the AEW women's division in (checks watch) 5 years. This should have been the finish. Change my mind, you won't. Chin up, tits out.

oh okay.

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Cheating? MJF cheating? I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. I DID NOT SEE ANYTHING.

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Danny Garcia might be AEW's greatest slept on asset. I think he genuinely has everything he needs to be a top of the card player. He just need the opportunity. Give him a feud with one of the pillars and let the man cook. He'll be world champ in a year

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Rick Knox is a cop

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speedy.photo: Kingston of New York.

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“Bryan I consider maybe just the greatest pro-wrestler that ever lived.” - Audio clip of Mox on ESPN 1530 (where these quotes came from) gushing some more over Bryan and saying it’s hard for him to imagine a world in which a healthy Bryan Danielson stops wrestling at all. (Full audio)

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bg3 is actually a dating sim 💘

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The Struggle 🐯

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mentopolis is one of my favorite seasons because the premise is “what if inside out was set as a 30s noir, and the entire movie took place during the craziest 2 minutes of this depressed person’s life” and the moral is “maybe step away from work & be kinder to yourself and you’ll calm down”

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Idk about y'all but I'm excited for Jade to be in WWE. Brush aside any kind of competition between the two companies and you'll see that both are offering very high quality but different products. It's why arguing about who will win in the "ratings" is utterly meaningless. AEW appeals to a more niche pro wrestling fan and WWE appeals to the gen pop who just want entertainment. Some performers fit better on either side of that divide.

I dare anyone to watch Cody Rhodes in WWE vs AEW (even at peak Cody before his booking got weird) and tell me Cody Rhodes doesn't piss sports entertainment. I think Jade Cargill is the same. She has a vibe that fits in much more with WWE than AEW and I hope the move has the same effect as it did with Cody.

On the flip side I think Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn are theoretically much better fits for AEW and Im very excited to see Generico and Steen show up someday. It's all about finding what promotion that compliments the performer. Stay positive yall

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GAMES MADE BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID MORE TO WORK LESS

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Unwell right now but here

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