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A few months ago, a man told Stevie the price of ferret food was “fucking ridiculous” before swiping it off the counter and storming out.

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oberose

Involving or displaying much industry or effort

working at a whiskey company has me like....

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Socks Cinton

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venality

a vice associated with being bribeable or willing to sell one's services or power, especially when people are intended to act in a decent way instead

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cavalcade

a formal procession of people walking, on horseback, or riding in vehicles

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I also feel like I’ve been Red Pilled but exclusively in relation to Tevas. I notice other people wearing Tevas constantly now, like a whole new world has opened up to me. I have become a Tevas evangelist: I keep threatening to purchase my partner (look, when Tevas are involved, partner is the only appropriate word) a pair, and I will, even if he insists “I don’t want them” and “please don’t buy them.

via NYmag

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shambolic

chaotic, disorganized, or mismanaged

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cleek

to grasp or seize (something) suddenly and eagerly; snatch

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TJ cauliflower gnocchi=seconds

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If you could have dinner with anyone dead or alive..." "I would. I'm very lonely.

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Rags, the Shatwells' Irish setter, Doubles as a paper shredder. His lunch was bills and last year's taxes Followed by a dozen faxes.

Dog poems from David Sedaris

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Quarantine has me like

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Upping my game

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Finally some good news