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zoeydeutchxo​:

I am almost married and I haven’t told you about it.

I know and in any other reality I would hurt you for this. But I’ve met your man and I like him. So just invite me to the wedding and we’ll call it even.

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purelyhelena​:

Helena was sitting with Anabelle and Nell as they waited for their food to arrive. Annabelle and brought a book with her and was happily reading though it while Nell was texting her friends about winter prom. Ana had started in school now and Helena was worried about how she settling in as the youngster played her card very close to her chest. “Mommy…c….can I please be excused? I need to use the bathroom” Ana asked in a whisper “of course you can, sweetheart. Would you like Nell or me to come with you?” She offered but the child shook her head “ no thank you” she smiled and got to her feet. “It’s so…odd to see a kid her age..reading!” Nell commented as she picked up the copy of wind in the willows Ana had been reading “wow I read this in school years ago” she smiled. Neither of them had noticed the book silver oil mark in the shape of a horse that had fallen out of the book. @mountmeadow

Aubrey had been enjoying a nice day by herself. She wasn’t the most extroverted person and as much as she loved her friends she found herself doing things alone to recharge. She’d been sitting close to Helena’s table and had been on her phone doing work while she ate. She had a lot of upcoming projects to work on and trying to keep herself organized was always a bit of a task for her. After paying her check she threw her things in her bag and stood up, noticing a paper on the floor. Picking up she tapped on Helena’s shoulder. “Hey, I think this fell out of your book.”

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nicgonez​:

Zoo days.

Nick laughed slightly as he watched his daughter make silly faces at the monkeys “daddy? They are bit…creepy aren’t they? They look so like us!” Ev wondered aloud. With a Smile Nick went over and crouched next to her “your gram-gram feels that way about monkeys too” he told her “but I know what you mean! They are a bit creepy” he admitted and looked up at the giant silverback that was pressed against the glass. “He can’t get out, right?” Ev asked and cuddled into him “No, they can’t, baby girl. Don’t worry” he kissed her head then stood up, put Ev on his hip and went back to Aubrey and Leo. Ev Smiled and rested her head on her father’s shoulder “are you scared of any animals?” Ev asked Aubrey before glancing back at the gorilla “I don’t think I like him. @aubrycplza

Aubrey wasn’t typically one for new friends or zoos for that matter, but Nick had asked and she had nothing better to do so she’d agreed to tag along. It probably wouldn’t kill her to get out and do something, but she’d see how the day progressed before ruling it out all together. Plus, as a friend of Zoey’s she really should get to know her fiancé, right? She watched as Ev got scared of the monkeys, feeling bad for the animals more so than the humans. Looking down at the girl she shook her head. “No, I’m not.” She looked over at Nick. “Maybe we could go get pizza or something instead?” 

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zoeydeutchxo​:

Right? It’s been like a million years and we should eat the time that we have missed. Send me your address and I’ll pick you up.

It really has. You grew up and became too cool for school but it’s fine the tacos will make it up to me. Address sent, see you soon.

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huntersevans​:

You inviting me to a mystery room in your home is the best thing to happen to me since I got married so between the headlocks and this, christopher is already in big trouble. Okay, but if he comes knocking on the window in the early hours of the morning looking like a lost puppy we have to take him in, but I’ll allow you to roast him to your hearts content. Not literally though. I feel like I know what you’re thinking already and I’m trying not to laugh….

Chris should always be shaking in his boots. There’s no point in being married if you can’t give him a little scare every now and then. Oh, fine. We’ll allow him but only if he looks like a lost puppy. Thank you, we’re going to be good friends, I can feel it in my bones. Laugh away, please, it feeds my soul.

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txylorswifty​:

that’s so awesome! i’ll send you a signed lavender vinyl in return for our friendship. i’m an aunt to friends kids, so it would be a great read for me to them, though i’ll read it myself first, lets be honest. i’m in town for awhile since interviews are starting to calm down, whenever you’re free, i will be!

I will display it proudly every time I invite Jake over for an annoying session. As you should, it’s a children’s book but I assure you that it’s full entertainment for adults as well. I’m free now, so lets go do the damn thing.

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cevanshqs​:

i knew i had seen less of you since the mustache era. but don’t worry, now that you’re here, im gonna grow it back and come to your house so you can see it up close and personal. and then when it’s real nice and terrible, im gonna shave it off and glue it to a picture of myself to frame for you for christmas. welcome to the neighborhood, punk.

Yeah it was planned and was meant to make you feel bad. Thank you, please do this. If you don’t  you know I’ll end up cursing you and that’s a loosing battle for everyone. Wow, you really know how to gift give, don’t you? I look forward to my Christmas present. Thanks, how are things going with you? 

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I ran into your wife the other day and was hit with so many mixed emotions. Excitement because I finally got to meet her and we get to hang out and become the best of friends. Dread because I knew that meant you were here. I’ve been trying to avoid you since you grew that mustache and here you are again. If I didn’t know any better I’d just assume you were stalking me. @cevanshqs​

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txylorswifty​:

I bet you felt at home dressing up as a witch for the book tour, which i had no idea you had those, that is so awesome! I’ve gotten creative and can kind of make my own, so I’m doing that for now because I’ve seen others online try and get one, and the stores are out of it. I will go, and I think we should be friends. The ex club…or something way more creative

I really did, it’s the one constant in my life. Yeah, I came out with the first one a couple years ago and decided the world needed a second one. I’ll send you a copy of both, they’re technically children's books but they’re a fun read either way. The stores are out of everything, makes it difficult to do fun things but it’s whatever. Let’s go we’ll have our first club meeting over tacos.

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zoeydeutchxo​:

Whenever is food related, I’m your girl. Tacos. I know this little place that is a bit hidden but it has the best tacos ever.

I knew I could count on you. Lets go to this secret gem of yours, eat our weight in tacos and catch up. It’s been way too long since I last saw you.

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jakegyllnhl​:

Have you melted yet now that Halloween’s over? I have a bucket and mop ready to store you away for next year. Haven’t seen you since the wedding, though. Really disappointed in you that you haven’t sought me out to annoy me even more. I’m just a guy asking for his ex to annoy the shit out of him. @aubrycplza​

I’m currently in a bucket ready to be stored away, come get me. I just ask that you feed me tacos and tequila once a month so I’m not starved when next Halloween comes around. Sorry, I was trying to think of clever songs to write about you but I’m not as creative as I look. I’ll come find you and annoy you soon so you don’t get too sad. Not that I want to see you and your stupid attractive face so just know this will hurt me as much as it annoys you.

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evanpters​:

Fuck if I know. I live for Halloween then hibernate until it comes around next year. Or, well, try to hibernate but nobody ever lets me. I have a feeling this winter we might be filming at the same time on the same set for the same show. Who knows? Dunno about tacos but I know a good place for drinks. Tipsy Tavern — can’t beat it.

You can’t hibernate when babies are around. Chris taught me that years ago and while that man may look very stupid he’s surprisingly smart. Oh, yeah. I forgot you were a part of that show. A bit mad I didn’t get to work with Lizzie for a second time but it’s fine, you and Kathryn are cool too, I guess. I’ll have to check out Tipsy Tavern, sounds like the best option out of all the ones I’ve been given so far.

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onlyanniep​:

I use to love Halloween when my children where smaller but now I just…miss all those silly times we use to have. I can make you some tacos, my dear? As for what I’m going to to this winter? I don’t really know in all honesty

Why don’t you love it anymore? If anything, I love it more the older I get. There’s a lot more fun to be had as a childless adult, I promise you. You make tacos? I’ll have to try yours then. 

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nicgonez​:

I’m down for tacos! But please allow me to treat you them for lunch? Sorry to hear that your dad about Halloween being over and the winter coming in! Is there anything I can do to help at all? Even if it’s running you to the store or offering you to come with us to the zoo with the kids.

Tacos are the best, aren’t they? If you’re buying I won’t say no, lets go. No worries, it happens every year and I’ll eventually get over it. Is Zoey included in the zoo trip with the kids? I miss that girl and I’d love to see her.

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txylorswifty​:

Did you live your best witchy life last night? There were a ton of people out last night so i hope you did! We get cold, and we also drink coffee. I’m more of a fall fan myself, so I’m still living in PSL land for another month. I haven’t been here long, but the mexican restaurant in town is so good. It has the best margarita’s I’ve ever had.

I sure did. I do every Halloween. I also got to dress witchy while I did my press tour for part two of a Christmas witch books, so that was fun. Nothing wrong with PSL, I went to get one today and screamed because the christmas cups are out at Starbucks. I’ve heard stories, go with me. Let’s see how much damage we can do. We should be friends anyway since we both dated Jake.

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huntersevans​:

See, I’m right there with you. Now that the one season I live for is over and everything’s going to go cold and gross, I just want to enjoy a space that reminds me less of that. Let’s go get these tacos and have shots until we forget we’re the kind of people that are meh about the rest of the year.

Yes, a girl after my own heart, I love it! If you do want spooky Halloween vibes year round I have a room in my house I think you’ll like. I’ll show you while we eat the tacos. You can come over whenever to hide from your weird husband. Don’t tell him i said that, or do. I live for chaos.