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Spinel was the Pink Diamond We all Wanted

Spinel was the pink diamond the fandom really wanted Pink to really be. It may be an unpopular opinion. She was kind, so goofy and above all just wanted to be with the people that means most to her. The Pink Diamond we got was cold, manipulative, perhaps misunderstood but someone that hurt so many people.

Yeah, I mean Spinel poisoned the Earth but I'd be a salty bitch too if someone left me in a fucking garden for 6000+ years.

In the end Spinel even realizes that what she is doing is wrong and that what Pink Diamond did is making her cause others pain. She makes the wise choice of leaving Earth, which we all know our Steven Bean would adore to have her there but really she's got to recover mentally too. It's hard to be around people that remind you of all you did wrong.

A lot of Pinks problems were solved wrong due to her raising and I dunno how any of us would have reacted in the same way, but some of the things she did just aren't forgivable.

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Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia

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You're asexual? But...

“but sex is what makes us human!”

 in 1916 a French officer in his twenties writes his

doctoral dissertation under

heavy mortar fire.

he sends it by mail, a page

at a time, to his wife.

a week before he’s to step up to the podium and

defend his work rather than hiscountry

he is killed in action.

even as the bullets rip

through him he still wishes he could have become a professor

in French literature and

the university awards him a posthumous Ph.D.

sex is

 a woman breaks down in tears on the phone because

a week is not enough time to

get over a breakup.

her sister drives an hour across town,

comes up the front steps with

a gallon of ice cream and somebeer

and together they eat moose tracks and marathon

every

single

Godzilla movie

ever made.

 sex is

she’s late for work but her car isn’t

starting and even through her coat and hat she’s cold.

she knows she can’t be late again because she’s missed

one time too many already because her

father’s nurse was sick with the flu and someone

needed to help him bathe.

the clock ticks past fifteen after and she hits

the wheel like it’s a heavy bag as though that will help

steps on the gas like the car will go

and wonders how she will pay rent

and how she will feed her father.

sex is

 it takes three people to hold the predator down because

even with the cover over his head

a bleeding eye and shattered wing

he is trying to hurt them.

none of them have seen this bird before in their lives but

they bandage his wing and head and give him a painkiller and

put him in a warm place to sleep and heal because

it is right.

at first he is paralyzed and cannot

fly but soon he is taking steps

and then fluttering, and then soaring, and

six months later he is whole and healed and hunting.

once he is gone they never see him again

which means they’ve done their jobs right.

sex is

 in 1969 a girl watches grey-and-white footage on her parents’ tiny television and

can’t quite believe that what she is seeing is not a movie set but

another planet.

the men on the screen look a little like

aliens with bulbous heads and no faces and fat

marshmallow arms

but they are still men.

her mother puffs on a cigarette behind her and declares that

this is progress

even if it was just a small step.

the girl grows up to be not an astronaut but a secretary

and her boss calls her ‘sweetheart’.

but sex is

 a boy is taught that real men don’t cry so

he doesn’t.

when his best friend dies from a self-inflicted

gunshot wound, he locks himself

in the shower every day and sobs under scalding

water until it runs cold

so nobody will see him grieving

so nobody will see that tears are just love that

has no place left to go.

he learns to dull love rather than suppress its expression and

soon the owner of the liquor store knows him by name.

three DUIs, two evictions, and twelve steps later,

he is feeding people at a homeless shelter,

and telling them it’s all right to cry.

Sex is

 the broken man tells the comedian

that he didn’t mean to step in front of the car but the rain

made it hard to see.

he seems okay but his leg

does not.

the comedian clutches a grubby receipt with the driver’s

plate number scrawled on the back

in pink pen, stands out in the rain so the broken man

can have his umbrella,

and gives him the comedy routine that ruined his career

so the man doesn’t think about the pain in his leg.

once he’s out of the hospital, the fixed man sends him a thank-you card

with kittens on it.

what makes us human

 yawning is contagious,

and there is a species of bird whose young we call “pufflings”.

melodic collections of sound, spaced by silence,

can move us to tears.

the tallest building in the world is

two-thousand seven-hundred and seventeen feet tall.

in less than eighty years we went from our first powered flight

to touching the moon,

and in one-hundred from the first phone call

to instantaneous connection between thinking machines of our own creation.

we make pies out of tree organs

and let cow’s milk ferment until it hardens and then

we put them together, because apple pie with cheddar cheese is delicious.

what makes us human is

the earliest fossils of anatomically modern humans are

two-hundred thousand years old .

we have had pet dogs

for sixteen-thousand of those years, longer

than corn

or the wheel.

the steps we take are part of

one of the most energy-efficient gaits the

animal kingdom has ever seen.

we invented the concepts of love

and hate

and justice, and mercy

and we invented the language to convey them.

we sharpened rocks, then metal, to convince other people

who don’t hold the same idea of those things as we do

because we think

it’s right.

we are two hundred millennia of love and disappointment and

sorrow and innovation and

mercy and kindness and dreams

and failure

and recovery.

but sex is what makes us human.

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On their own. Just a mood piece that came to mind when I thought of this common theme among these characters. Some by force, some by choice, others by both. I wanted to let the environments speak for the characters and really had fun with the transitions~ I have a few other KOA sketches I may release later, but this set gives me closure with my KOA hangover. Back to papercrafting!

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Aelin: You know, I don’t actually know your family name

Fenrys: Moonbeam

Everyone:

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With the release of Kingdom of Ash only a few days away, I want to say how much I have enjoyed sharing the journey with all of you. The Throne of Glass series will always hold a very special place in my heart. So thank you so much to all of you who have debated and gushed about these books alongside me. And of course, thank you to Sarah for writing these books that have me hanging on every word. A gift. All of it.

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Elide: Please, Manon… After everything we’ve been through together. I trusted you!

Manon: I’m sorry, Elide.

Elide: I’m begging you, don’t do this.

Manon: It has to be done.

Elide:

Manon:

Elide:

Manon, placing a draw 4 card: Uno.

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i decided to watch bnha with my 70 year old grandmother. she said she wants to marry all might. she also calls midoriya “migori”. she a little confused but she got the spirit.

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i wanted to draw a bongo goat

first run through. not cute enough

oh there we go

yeaahh babey

slappin

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What a gentleman

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the one true ally

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[CROSSOVER] Eyes of silver and gold. 👑👑👑

Insta: arz28👀

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I really hope that Love, Simon changes the way we do LGBT movies because I swear to God, every lesbian/wlw movie on netflix is a weird sex drama that involves one woman leaving her man for another woman in passionate sex affair and like???? not relatable???? give me girls who like girls in a dumb romantic comedy, not a melodramatic indie movie. I shouldn’t have to watch a soft porno in order to see two women falling in love.

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