audhdgoku
audhdgoku
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audhdgoku · 4 hours ago
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sleepy shoyru🌟💭💤💫
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audhdgoku · 10 hours ago
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when I was a kid I read a sci-fi story where some researcher discovers that all crocodiles since prehistory have had the same congenital heart defect, so they set about curing it. when they do, suddenly their research specimen starts getting stronger and healthier and growing rapidly and developing new appendages, and it turns out all crocodilians were actually stunted sickly forms of dragons. that story really stuck with me because it's basically an expression of the "what if I went to the doctor and they discovered I was deficient in one special vitamin and then I took a pill and all my problems and ailments vanished immediately" fantasy.
unrelated, I started taking daily antihistamines this month for the first time in my life,
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audhdgoku · 10 hours ago
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there’s been a really bizarre trend in the past couple years of TERFS/radfems getting pissed off about biology posts. posts about the bilateral gyandromorph cardinal (one half male, one half female), posts about older hens beginning to crow and act like roosters, posts about animals being animals. and it’s hilarious because they interpret these posts as some kind of agenda. no! these are animals not choosing any gender identity or sexuality but being born into bodies they have no control over. weird how that happens in nature huh
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audhdgoku · 14 hours ago
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tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.
“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”
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audhdgoku · 16 hours ago
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Transcript:  Costco Hot Dog: Costco hot dog only $150  Costco Hot Dog: $1.50 squidkitten: costco hot dog WHAT Costco Hot Dog: Fuck. That’s the first time I’ve ever fucked it up. Fuck. Fuck me. Fuckkkkk. I’m fuckde
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audhdgoku · 16 hours ago
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audhdgoku · 17 hours ago
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audhdgoku · 19 hours ago
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why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?
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audhdgoku · 21 hours ago
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I JUST Woke Up Tf Is This Lmao
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audhdgoku · 23 hours ago
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oh the mailman’s here
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audhdgoku · 1 day ago
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At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields
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audhdgoku · 1 day ago
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audhdgoku · 2 days ago
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He’s animal planet
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audhdgoku · 2 days ago
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why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging
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audhdgoku · 2 days ago
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audhdgoku · 2 days ago
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From a project I was working on before going in another direction, but still wanted to post this. Inspired by this photo of mourning doves nesting in the fossil of a triceratops, and how it tells us that the world can end, just not forever.
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audhdgoku · 2 days ago
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Chat I Think I Might Be 2 Manic Eps Away From Splitting A Goten Alter
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