#Lmfao

[smoshpvnk]

and the funniest fucking dannie ever award goes to

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

truly what is it about edwin that has every man he meets falling madly in love with him

[forgetmic]

BEHOLD

[physical-every-common-opportun]

https://patricia-359.tengp.icu/bq/2BkRXp4

[jax2k]

[stoutguts]

da chimken

some owed art for a fren on instaaa :D

[cinamun]

📩 Simblr question of the day: Your sim is having a heated discussion with someone about whether Cereal is a soup or not, what side are they on? 👀 ( freely share this SQOTD around, anon or not, and use the hashtag " SQOTD " ~ 💛 )

Jayce and Hope were having this exact discussion while his mom was on that date with motorcyle bae/sean. Jayce stood on business about cereal being soup, hot dogs and tacos being sandwiches and ice being "seasoning" for drinks.

He's a goofball so I wasn't really surprised.

[sophiethewitch1]

On a little power trip rn but imma say it for Tim it's no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, ben over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick quaking, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth clenching, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravitv defving. nail biting. sweatv. feet kicking can't take much more of this", breaths getting quicker, twitching, throbbing, eyes shut, lip biting, edging begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up, spit upon the tongue twisting ground tip-talking against the mouth, sideways spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit and lick to the bottom, deepthroating, thrusting slower then faster, faster, FASTER twisting mouth around each side, spiritually enlightening, chakra aligning, golden light like a halo, noise from the very edge of his throat for the final, HIROSHIMA ATOMIC BOMB ASS hardest release ever🥺

well. i can at least say you match each others enthusiasm

[shutinthenutouse]

[knightofleo]

Implicit storytelling in two tweets:

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

forgot to share this the other day

[nynehells]

shoutout to neopets economics

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[jax2k]

[miggsboson]

It hurt, but I don’t regret it. 

[justdu-de]

he’s just a lovesick idiot who will never admit it 🖥️