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i really do hate over-memed jokes but i really am a combination of fiona apple and alex turner lyrics

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I took the batteries out my mysticism and put em in my thinking cap. shes got a telescopic hallelujah hangin up on the wall for when it gets too complicated in the eye of the storm

like what the fuck

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like him so much he doesnt even need to wipe his sweaty palms before holding my hands. Get over here clammy

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i have a certain whimsy that brings the freak out in the blandest of men

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girls need to fw john locke from lost the way they fw dale cooper. Those two men would be so whimsical together

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The bravest women in today's culture are the ones proudly wearing shoulder pads

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Dale Cooper writing up his FBI debriefs

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masking this blog as a twin peaks fan page when in reality im reading abt joel miller fucking me into my grave.. its what laura palmer would want

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michael horse on the set of twin peaks

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Twin Peaks: Pilot (1990) dir. David Lynch

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people that hate country music havent lived

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my life has been ghost written by glamdemon2004

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date ideas

practicing cursive

listening to me rant about kids these days

sitting in silence

hating

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need to stop denying my reality as a fanfic enjoyer. did i create this blog to enjoy fanfic in peace bc my gentleman caller now follows my other tumblr account? put a gun to my head and im still not answering that

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flirting with the porn bots on this app from here one out. Whats good sexy

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-Glass with Yellow Roses-