audreyhepburns-possum
audreyhepburns-possum
i'm not dead yet so i guess i'll be alright
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INFP • 24 • cis femme lesbian • she/her • Go ahead and scroll for a spell, I don't mind. I'll make you some tea while I'm at it. Taken 1.29.2025 💗
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audreyhepburns-possum · 15 hours ago
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listen I think I’m just really into people who are really into their bodies and know they’re fucking hot (and are fat about it) and just keep getting hotter.
just let me worship you maybe?
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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My ethics professor once told our class that society justifies hating fat people by saying they overburden the healthcare system but no one uses that excuse to hate high level athletes who also disproportionately use the healthcare system
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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IDEA: boudoir photos taken in front of an open fridge. do you hear me. Do you hear me. midnight snack themed boudoir photo shoot. the fridge getting emptier and the tummy getting visibly fuller as the shoot goes on
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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I just want to ask you what you want for breakfast tomorrow morning while I bounce you up and down on my strap. I just want to keep asking you "and what else?" while I edge you, watching you lose track of what you're saying as you get more and more desperate and hazy with pleasure. And after I've finally let you come, after we fall asleep curled up together... I want to sneak out of bed with the sunrise and make everything you mentioned last night, working as quietly as I can so I don't disturb your sore, satisfied sleep.
And when I bring you your breakfast in bed and your eyes go wide and your mouth goes slack at the sight of all that food, I want to lean in, pat your belly, kiss your cheek, and remind you... it's only what you ordered 🥰
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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Dream home manifesting 💞
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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It seems like the older I get, the more irrationally angry casual censorship makes me. And it isn't just the "unalive" "grape" alleged filter-dodging vernacular, but the way normal words will be peppered with asterisks, or screenshots will have words like "gay" "hell" "fuck" etc either partially or entirely blurred. Who is this helping? What is the purpose of it, except to reinforce shame and elevate a flimsy perception of purity and safety, however those things manifest. It's so tiresome and I'm sick of it.
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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eternal
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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maybe im a bitch but this would be grounds for a divorce to me like the honey moon was not a secret you both knew you’d be going abroad and need passports to do that if he cant be bothered to check if his shit ain’t expired what kind of person r u laying next to…..u r gonna end up babying and mothering a grown ass man spending ur entire life checking behind him to make sure stuff actually gets done…like maybe im making it too deep but idk how u could spend all that time and money planning something like that and this happens and ur still expected to get up in the morning and cook for him….if he was remotely remorseful his ass should be up cooking for YOU like……………yall r better than me fr
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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My children cry all night because of extreme hunger. Today I went to the American aid distribution center at the Netzarim point in the northern Gaza Strip. We were randomly shot at and many victims fell before our eyes. I almost got shot, but we started running without thinking. I reached my children exhausted from fatigue and fear, but unfortunately my heart is torn with sadness for them because I returned to them empty-handed. Please, I hope that you will participate and donate as much as you can. We are in very serious danger. Please do not leave us. Help us, whether by participating or donating. We need your humanity more than ever.
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Thank you from the bottom of my heart to every person who supports us and has great humanity in this world.
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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okay. listen. I try not to be pedantic about this sort of thing but it’s starting to get on my nerves. the wire mother offers milk but not comfort. the cloth mother offers comfort but not milk. if something is comforting, fun, or otherwise compelling, but lacks substance, that is the cloth mother. if something is boring or unpleasant but has substance, that is the wire mother.
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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oh. i just found out that the writer of the vincent van gogh doctor who episode wrote it as a tribute to his sister.
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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I AM THAT IS
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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audreyhepburns-possum · 2 days ago
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are we rocking with butches that blush and look away a little when you make eye contact, butches who’s voice cracks when you compliment them, butches who are a little awkward with it, butches who aren’t always good at flirting , butches who wanna check you out but don’t know if they can
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