andy/andrea/andi/andromeda,25y nonbinary bisexual/biromantic,writer and oc maker.struggling photographer. Asks,inbox,and submissions are ALWAYS OPEN! Loves comic books,skateboarding,corn dogs,churros,ice cream,dogs,cats,rabbits,and madeline cookies. clumsy,had a red betta fish named Peter Parker and a blue betta fish named Truce. dislikes kiwis,papaya,eggplant,passion fruit,avocados,watercress,ranch dressing. lover of the Arcana mobile game. Soft for Asra,the magician whose hair looks like fluffy clouds. Thinks Faust the snake is adorable. Thinks Lucio has some nerve stealing my body in Asra's route. It's not all about Lucio. Valdemar is creepy. Valerius is an alcoholic with nice hair. Volta's weird. Julian's afraid of Faust. Bands I listen to are BTS,Stray Kids,Day6,MYTEEN,NCT U,NCT WayV,NCT Dream,NCT 127,TXT,TWICE,DREAMCATCHER,LOONA,MAMAMOO,SUNMI,(G)-IDLE,RED VELVET,ATEEZ,CLC,HYUNA,SF9,IZ*ONE,ITZY,ONEUS,M.O.N.T. ,VERIVERY,etc.
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the last few months... #photography https://www.instagram.com/p/Coy3hbeOvuz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Happy Valentine's Day! Be mine? #bemine #valentines #photography #photoshoot #red #heart #likesforlike #fypシ #ulzzang #teddybear #selca #followforlike #ulzzanggirl #ulzzanggirls #instagirl #cute #ulzzangkorea https://www.instagram.com/p/Coq-HpBO-qy/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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you make me miss the stars in the morning skies. how do you say star in your language? https://www.instagram.com/p/CojtRzuOj_W/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Ask for your rights and you get this. You don't pay the girls,you don't manage them correctly,so you proceed to ruin your own company by your own doings. Nothing more than your own fault for ruining your brand name. And all other groups under Blockberry Creative,as well will be ruined by BBC. It's a shame they're trying to debut other groups while this is going on. Nobody else should go through what LOONA & Ladies Code went through. #loona #boycottblockberrycreative #boycottblockberry https://www.instagram.com/p/CoLpfNpNiwW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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KAI (开) 1st Mini Album Teasers
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hi idk why i love the homewrecking thing u wrote.. idk if ur taking suggestions or requests, but thinking of zhongli/diluc as ur college professor with his own successful life and wife and kids (maybe) and.. maybe ur failing and need a better grade.. who knows..!!!
contract (ft. dilf!zhongli)
pairing universitystudent!reader x professor!zhongli
genre smut
song inspo break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored - ariana grande
oneshot? series? one shot. pls don't ask for continuation, i'm still working on my other series </3
word count 2.3k
content warning mentions of sex, infidelity, homewrecker!reader, student-professor relationship, power-play themed
author's note i'm not taking requests since i'm afraid of disappointing the requester should the story i'm writing does not live up to your expectation :( but this prompt is too good for me to let go, so @ anon i hope you like this! also no diluc, i’m sorry maybe next time :<
art by @/artsbydrei on twitter :)

a whiny gasp left you as zhongli's warm hands palmed the back of your thighs, repositioning your body and simultaneously angling his cock better against your entrance in the limited space inside his black R8 Sedan, parked at the back of one of the old convenience stores a few blocks away from your campus. the calm pitter patter of rain drowned out the increasingly loud moans you were letting out from your current session with your History and Civilization lecturer. it was rather cold outside, contrary to the warmth emitted by your bodies inside the car, producing enough steam to cover the windows from any peering eyes. there was hardly enough room to move around, but that didn't stop him from guiding your hips up and down his length, the band of your mid-thigh pleated skirt slowly gliding upwards with each movement.
''you're really bold today, aren't you?''
''yeah?''
''wearing something this short in my class. didn't you see how the other guys were ogling you the entire time?'' he commented, tugging the end of your skirt. as composed as he looked, there was no denying the hint of annoyance in his expression.
''-ah ... did they? i didn't notice- ah!''
''maybe if you weren't so busy dozing off during my lessons, you'd be aware of their stares,'' zhongli growled, thrusting faster into you as he grew more pissed at the thought of you not paying attention in his class. watching your male classmates sneaking a peek at your juicy thighs every now and then was one thing, another thing was seeing how undisciplined you were being during his lecture. more than anything, he hated that he had his dominance challenged and how he had no control over you. zhongli just felt like fucking some obedience into you, to have your bratty ass listen to his commands for once.
you couldn't help it. as much as you found the older guy attractive, his deep voice rambling about the world's history at 8 in the morning was enough to lull you back to sleep. after all, the only reason you enrolled in this course was solely for the professor himself, not because you are a history geek, so it came as no surprise to everyone when you struggled to pass his class months later, ultimately affecting your GPA horribly. it took one terrifying warning letter from your scholarship sponsor for you to beg him to let you pass his subject. you couldn't risk losing the only scholarship that you have, which left you with no choice but to tearily promise him that you'd do anything for a pass. zhongli, on the other hand, saw this as his opportunity to teach you a lesson — a rather unorthodox one, at that. one thing led to another, and here you were, messing around with the married guy for the nth time this month.
holding in your waist in place, zhongli's passionate thrusts grew messier and more desperate as he fucked into you faster, eliciting more breathy whine from you. it was a wonder how your collective ragged moans hadn't reached anyone's ears from the outside. his warm cock was filling you up so good, it had you giggling at one point from how mad his lust blown eyes looked. the pleasure got more and more intense, zhongli burying his nose into the crook of your sticky neck as he continued to mindlessly groan about how good you were taking him. your fingers started fisting his dark brown hair when his tip finally reached that spot inside you, your breathing quickening as the sudden wave of pleasure engulfed your sweaty body. the furious part of zhongli was still holding back, not wanting to let you cum so easily, but that resolve was soon weakened when you started to mewl close to him, hot breath fanning the flesh of his ear.
''sensei, i'm so close—ah,'' you warned, using the nickname you know he secretly liked. heat rushed to your head, clit throbbing with every rough motion as he started placing sloppy kisses all over your neck, urging you to keep being obedient for him. your arousal coated your inner thighs, some of it wetting his knees and effectively dirtying the seat underneath him. it didn't take long before the tight knot inside you finally snapped, earning a sigh of pleasure from the man as he indulged in the tightness of your creamy pussy, thrusting a few more times before finally cumming inside you, filling you up with his warm liquid.
resting his forehead on yours, zhongli was busy catching his breath as he came down from his high, droopy eyes staring at your glossy lips, enticed by your sweaty appearance in a way he didn't expect. after seconds of pondering and going back and forth between his conscience and desire, he internally said ''fuck it'' before abruptly sealing your lips with a tender kiss. this caught you off guard, as this was your first kiss with zhongli since he preferred to keep it purely sexual with no intent for affection this whole time. but even so, you found it a pleasant surprise, eventually cupping his cheeks and leaning in to his wet kisses.
''how was that?'' zhongli asked after breaking the kiss, staring at you expectantly. god, he was so pretty from this angle, especially with the way the droplets of sweat ran down the side of his forehead. it was certainly a sight to drool for, he was exceptionally stunning that it physically irritated you that no guy your age seemed to compare to the older guy.
''amazing...''
''just amazing?''
''um, that dick. it's a ten out of ten. happy now?'' the bold remark you uttered had him averting his eyes in embarrassment, he instantly regretted pushing you to elaborate more as he wasn't an avid dirty talker, not with how shy his wife had always been in bed. though zhongli was not used with the nasty talk, he figured he quite liked it, a tiny portion of his mind was eager to try it more with you. clearing his throat, he tapped your bum as he spoke again. ''get back to your seat.''
smirking at his flustered face, you realised the man can't handle much dirty talking, which only made you more keen to use it on him next time. you lifted your hips up, eyes downcast to watch the string of cum connecting your core and his tip, before landing on the passenger seat once again, immediately searching for your abandoned panty that got thrown somewhere in the car. it fell silence as both of you put the neglected pieces of clothing back on. once he was done zipping his black pants and adjusting his belt, zhongli turned to you and cleared his throat once again, gaining your attention.
''i'm going to that store over there to grab some drinks. you need anything?''
''ah, about that. you might need to buy me more Plan B, sensei~'' the mellow tone of your voice while asking something like this from him had him coughing awkwardly, before he muttered a firm ''okay'' and dashing off towards the store, braving the stormy weather.
you sat touching up your makeup silently, the day's work done — class was over and your weekly fucking session with the History professor was also done. you contently applied the plum red lipstick over your lips, the white noise of the rain droplets landing on the mirror calming your nerves, until a notification popped up on zhongli's phone. you glanced over the screen, reading the first bits of the message. curiosity got the best of you and you ended up unlocking his phone to read the chat, already memorising the password pattern from the numerous times zhongli had to answer his wife and kid's calls whenever you spent time with him.
Wifey
Hey baby, do u mind picking me up from work today? The rain is too heavy, there's barely any taxi here :(
now, you weren't one to ruin people's marriage, as much as your actions directly oppose your sentiment. but to be fair, it was zhongli himself who initiated this affair with you, so it wasn't exactly you to blame, right? after all, you were just desperate for a good grade, and zhongli's willing to trade it for some good sex. it's a win-win situation. so why was your brain coming up with these sudden wicked ideas now? you needn't to ruin the already established mutualistic relationship between you and zhongli with these ideas. you knew they were terribly evil yet you find yourself tempted to proceed with them.
it took you a minute to contemplate, before you reached a decision and eventually typed back a short ''Alright'' to his wife. next, you took some pretty selfies on his phone, pointing it to a rather racy angle that showcased the valley of your boobs as you posed seductively for the camera. snickering as you checked his settings to change his current wallpaper of his wife and kid to the fresh selfie of you. satisfied to see your selfie adorning his homescreen, you found yourself scrolling through his gallery once again, taking a glimpse at what his wife and kid looked like.
the wife looked lovely and gentle in one of the family pictures you found. how cute. funny thing was, she was exactly the type of woman you'd expected zhongli to end up with. zhongli's a traditional man, it was only right for him to end up with a traditional woman — a submissive, obedient, and loving one. but what fun is there in following the tradition? it's about damn time he progress and get on with the modern ways. it was clear to you he wanted more of what rebellious girls like you could offer. maybe he was growing bored of the old ways. maybe you could change his mind about his wife. maybe, maybe, maybe.
putting his phone back at its place, you giggled as you took out your small bottle of perfume out of your bag, spraying it everywhere around the car, full intent on leaving your mark there. then you took a piece of amber-coloured teardrop earring off your right ear and dumped it in the storage compartment by the passenger's side. lastly, you fished out the pair of fake lashes you had always brought along with you. today, they will serve their purposes for you, you thought as you placed one lash on the edge of the passenger's seat where only the passenger could see.
zhongli returned not long after, immediately grimacing at the strong scent in the car as soon as he took his seat. ''what's this smell?''
''ah, i sprayed my perfume to cover up the mess of our session earlier, sensei. the scent will go away soon enough, don't worry!'' looking convinced, he hummed in approval before handing you the contraceptives and a can of coke, earning a questionable look from you, which puzzled him.
''coke?''
''...yeah? i thought the youngsters are into this kind of drinks?''
''oh, i'm sorry, sensei. it's too sugary for me as i'm kind of... on a diet right now.''
''diet? what do you need a diet for?'' zhongli raised a brow.
''you oldie wouldn't get it. other girls my age have stunning bodies, i need to keep up with them,'' you pouted, which confused him even more. he didn't see anything that needs changing on you, which was why he was still puzzled. but then again, he didn't know much about the recent culture among the younger generation, so he didn't have much say in this. resting one palm on your knee, he gently reassured you.
''i think you're perfectly fine the way you are.''
he watched as your eyes glittered with delight at his words. did his compliment mean that much to you?
''do you mean that?''
''of course. now if you don't want the coke, you can have this instead. it's actually for my hutao, but i can always buy more for her later,'' zhongli offered, pulling out the strawberry milk drink from the package he'd gotten earlier and passing it to you, which you accepted happily. you couldn't stop smiling at his affectionate action the entire ride home. not only did he complimented how you look today, but he was willing to give you the drink meant for his young teenage daughter. the small actions were nothing to ponder over, but you grew mushy over them anyway. he was starting to open up more to you, so it must be a good thing, right? he even had his first kiss with you today.
right before you exit the car, he held your arm, face stern as ever as he asked his usual question at the end of every private meetup he had with you. ''remember our contract?''
rolling your eyes, you sighed tiredly. ''no one in my life can know about this. satisfied?''
''mhm. good. off you go.''
''you'll mark my papers well, right sensei?'' your doe eyes and little pleas made him chuckle, adoring how hopeless you looked.
''yeah, yeah. don't worry about it.''
''hehe, thank you for today sensei. see ya~'' you bid goodbye to the dark haired man and ran — or rather, skipped — down the path to your home, despite being rained on. as you turned back to wave him goodbye, you watched his car took off from your house while your mind thought back to the antics you had pulled in his car earlier. while he did established in your contract that nobody in your life should know of this exchange, he never mentioned anything about anyone in his life finding out about you. you found a loophole, and you sure as hell will abuse it. truth be told, you were already anticipating the furious call from zhongli once the trails you left behind in his car arouse enough suspicions among his family members. you were thrilled to wait for that day to come, as selfish as that may sound.
this will be fun.
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„- Dude, I totally have goosebumps right now”
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Join Ryan “The People’s Lister” Bergara and Shane Madej on November 8th for a hardcore debate about their Top 5 Aesthetics. And coppycore?
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they should invent a day that does not exhaust me and suck the life out of me
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I'm so FUCKING OVER that small but loud population of queer youth who refuse to view anything outside of their own personal narrow range of experiences.
Look. It's great that so many of you have grown up in environments that are safe for you, queer or not. BUT THATS NOT EVERYONE'S EXPERIENCE.
Just because YOU are in a safe position to come out, and understand your own identity enough to come out, and don't have to fear repercussions from coming out, and are happy and eager to come out, DOES NOT MEAN THAT EVERYONE IS.
NO ONE has to come out before they are ready. Being ready might be waiting until you've moved out of home. Being ready might be sitting privately with a label for a year or two or three to see if it fits you before you start telling people. Being ready might not be until you're an adult. Being ready might not be until you're financially independent and can handle the loss of your queerphobic family.
MAYBE YOULL NEVER BE READY. THATS OK.
I'm so fucking over the queer youth who think that you're only a "real" queer person if you're Out And Proud, or who think that all other queer people owe it to society to walk around with their labels tattooed onto their foreheads.
Fuck you if you think that anyone owes you their sexuality. Fuck you if you think that the only "real" queer person is one who is out to everyone in their life. Fuck you if you think that someone else's sexuality has ANYTHING to do with you.
It's great that you personally have had only good experiences with being queer, but NOT EVERYONE HAS and NOT EVERYONR IS READY TO COME OUT. Good God, when will y'all start listening to people who know more about this shit than you do?
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hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water
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Marvel movies have completely eliminated the concept of practical effects from the movie-watching public’s consciousness
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