aunt-pol

[aunt-pol]

dear doctor who fans with all the love in the world I’m telling you you’ll be happier if you let go of the entire concept of “canon”

[aunt-pol]

i like gay stuff as much as the next guy obviously but when people say things like “they care about each other too much to be friends” in an effort to convey that they think two characters are romantically involved it just comes off as really sad. like damn your friends sound like they suck ass

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The Father:

The Son:

The Holy Ghost:

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Actually, 'Zelda' is the name of the princess. The guy who runs around smashing everyone's pots is just called 'Zelda's monster'.

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idc if they don't meet booktok's definition of the genre, the cemeteries of amalo books are "cozy fantasy" to *me*

[aunt-pol]

i bought sooo many fun and pretty beads with a bday etsy gift card and absolutely zero wire, findings, clasps, tools etc. until i have extra cash for a michaels trip i'm running on one pair of old pliers and a dream

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[aunt-pol]

i present to you: almost two minutes of miscellaneous charles sounds

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Every tos episode is called something like "in the mind of the divine" and it's about trying to communicate with a giant alien slug made out of glittery shower curtains.

[aunt-pol]

couples tshirts that say "god won't let me die" and "I'm god"

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hes chillin

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[aunt-pol]

every couple months it turns out someone at work has been checking off a task on the sheet without doing it because they never actually read what it says. like they just glanced at it for keywords and guessed from there. we’re not talking about dense information here we’re talking about a to-do list item like “wipe down/sanitize insides of all fridges” and they confess to me that they’ve been looking at that and earnestly thinking “ah yes: briefly wipe the front of the milk fridge”

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still thinking about the quark arms dealer episode

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I’m going through a red lipstick phase does anyone want a kiss on the cheek. for fashion

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i know all about allistic people. they really love loud sudden noises and bad textures