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tybalt. i figured out our problem. we are in hell.
"Holy fucking shit. This place sucks."
#tiefslinger#im fucking howling#scoutyoure the funniest human being alive#* tybalt ic / something wicked this way comes
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↪ 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 , 𝑰'𝑴 𝑨 𝑭𝑬𝑾 - ᶰᵒ ᶠᵃᵐᶤˡʸ ˒ ᵗᵒᵒ . 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑎𝑚 𝑖 ? ( a series of sentence starters from season 1 of “ orphan black ” . adjust phrasing as necessary . will be updated ! )
i wanna see [ name ] .
well , that's not fair , is it ?!
oh my god , you look like crap .
i didn't miss your birthday , did i ?
something really weird just happened at the train station .
what the hell is wrong with you ?
listen to me , [ name ] , i'm only gonna ask you this once .
oh , i'm fine by the way , thank you .
get in the car .
when you don't give a damn , i get pissed .
you'd better be ready . are you ready ?
you're sure as hell overdressed . what , were you out all night or something ?
this shit is as hard as it gets . but you've gotta stop making it worse .
i panicked , what do you want me to say ?
i'm kidding . where's your wit gone ?
you don't have to babysit me , dipshit .
i know this thing's got you all twisted up , but try to forgive yourself .
[ name ] , open the goddamn door !
yeah , the last thing i am is special .
[ name ] , where have you been ?
where have i been ? uh .. long story .
oh , jesus , are you alright ?
you have a few words , [ name ] ? anything you want to express ?
plead your mercy & your pity .
love is imperfection itself .
say it . go ahead , say it's my fault .
who the hell are you ?
of course not . you think we'd let that happen ?
i'm at home , you've got it all wrong .
you know what ? don't . i'm going to ignore that .
i'm worried you're losing the plot again .
sorry , i've got ... i've got a lot of work to do .
i mean , what am i supposed to do ?
you don't have to take this on .
i can't keep waking up every night , checking your breathing , worried you're mixing your meds , booze ... god knows what else .
i knew it was too good to be true .
why would you help such a stupid plan ?
i'm not going to play [ name ] in the middle .
i'm not dirty , i just freaked out .
if there is another version of this story ...
walk me through it again . so i know you won't crack under questioning .
you're making me nervous .
finally ! where have you been ?
who am i speaking to ?
how did you find me ?
idiot . do you even know who you're talking to ?
i don't care who you are .
nope , that is not my responsibility .
go , & wait for a call .
what i'm trying to do is move on .
we have known each other for awhile now , [ name ] .
i nailed it , man . every detail .
come on , [ name ] , give me a little love here !
you know , my skin just breaks out every time i leave downtown .
whoa , hey , [ name ] - you always do this to me !
i don't do backup , i don't even know what backup is !
i got stuck , i was running from my own shit .
i'm not giving you shit 'til you give me some answers .
don't ! do not shoot me , please !
seriously , it's life or death .
am i going insane ?
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SENTENCE STARTERS | FIRE EMBLEM : HEROES ( STORY MAPS )
feel free to change pronouns if needed ! ____ signifies a place where you can insert a name.
❝ Kill all those who stand in your way. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry that you’ve been thrown into this brutal war with us. ❞ ❝ The next time you see me, we will settle this once and for all. ❞ ❝ I wish that we had met as allies. ❞ ❝ I hope you’ll forgive me for what I must now do. ❞ ❝ What a shame that a person with such skill is fighting on the wrong side. ❞ ❝ Nothing against you, but I’ve been hired to do a job. So now, you’ll die. ❞ ❝ I will stop you here, at the cost of my own life if necessary. ❞ ❝ You don’t look very impressive. Not compared to a renowned lady like me! ❞ ❝ I know, more than most, how painful it is to lose someone precious to you. ❞ ❝ I thought I’d be facing an opponent who was at least slightly worthy of my time. ❞ ❝ Why do I keep losing? It’s really not fair! ❞ ❝ I do not wish to war with you, but you came here…so war it is. ❞ ❝ I may lose a fight, but never a war. ❞ ❝ Tell me…Are you afraid to die? ❞ ❝ We will fight, and I will win. It’s as simple as that. ❞ ❝ I would like to take this opportunity to state that I don’t usually dress like this… ❞ ❝ I couldn’t care less what those who hire me stand for. My job is to wield this sword. ❞ ❝ I will give you one last warning. Get in my way, and I will be forced to kill you. ❞ ❝ No matter how hard you try, your resistance is meaningless. ❞ ❝ Do you want to get married or don’t you?! ❞ ❝ I have lived as a knight and I intend to die as one. ❞ ❝ With you by my side, there’s no one that can defeat us. ❞ ❝ I hope you aren’t underestimating me just because I’m cute. That would be a big mistake. ❞ ❝ Are you going to entertain me or not? ❞ ❝ It’s hard work chasing down such fine specimens of manhood, but someone has to do it! ❞ ❝ Why do you insist on behaving like a child? ❞ ❝ A true ruler cannot let their own selfish desires lead them. ❞ ❝ You show up out of nowhere and claim you’re trying to save the world? Sounds shady to me. ❞ ❝ I’m not comfortable putting you in danger… ❞ ❝ I’d follow you to the depths of hell just to lay hands on that neck of yours. ❞ ❝ Here and now, I swear this to you: I will never leave your side again. ❞ ❝ Call me a coward if you want, but I’m retreating. I’m not dying here. ❞ ❝ To think you pointed your weapon at me—a king! ❞ ❝ I’m not leaving your side. I will protect you. ❞ ❝ You’ll even throw away the lives of your people to make an escape… Pitiful. ❞ ❝ What will you do—protect your people, or let them die? The choice is yours. ❞ ❝ You’d give me orders? Do you imagine you can enforce them? ❞ ❝ The time has come to settle things between us. ❞ ❝ I want to become stronger…so don’t hold back! It’s time to fight! ❞ ❝ Submit quietly and you will not be harmed. I swear it. ❞ ❝ There is no need to spill any more blood today. ❞ ❝ I feel bad killing you, but it was your mistake to come here. ❞ ❝ Lest you think my talents are limited to magic, let me demonstrate my skill with a blade. ❞ ❝ What vexes you more? Is it my strength, or your weakness? ❞ ❝ I will defeat you myself, and your death will not be an easy one. ❞ ❝ Just come along quietly like the sweet little lamb I know you are. ❞ ❝ You aren’t yet well. If you want to recover, you need some rest! ❞ ❝ My sword thirsts for the blood of men. Would you become its prey? ❞ ❝ Looks like I need to teach you a lesson! ❞ ❝ Now that I’m here, there’s no way we will lose. ❞ ❝ You know what they say… The enemy of my enemy is my friend. ❞ ❝ Be still. You’re too wounded to move… ❞ ❝ I know you, and you have a way of getting what you want. ❞ ❝ I can show you no mercy. Kill me, and don’t look back. ❞ ❝ If you think you can kill me, you should probably give it a try. ❞ ❝ A ruler with no concern for his people is no ruler at all. ❞ ❝ I will put an end to your rule. I will put an end to your life. ❞ ❝ I don’t know how much longer I will live, so I will treasure each moment I have left. ❞ ❝ I have my pride. I will not withdraw without a fight. ❞ ❝ I do not care if you do not like my order. You will obey. ❞ ❝ I hope you like the dark. I’m about to drown you in it… ❞ ❝ All I’ve ever desired is a country where war and hunger are unknown. ❞ ❝ You have no right to call yourself a king. ❞ ❝ My blade’s only purpose is to kill. ❞ ❝ I’ve got a delivery to make. I don’t have time for a fight… ❞ ❝ I’m sick of being helpless. I won’t be a burden anymore. ❞ ❝ If you ever need someone to talk to, you can come to me. ❞ ❝ I know we’re not bound by blood, but…I care just the same. ❞ ❝ I’ll always be at your side, no matter where you may go. ❞ ❝ I will now show you how weak you are. ❞
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"I'm not doubting you," his voice is a monotone, his gaze spanning a thousand yards beyond them both, "this is absolutely not a challenge. save that for fireball, yeah?"
" no animal or man could scream like i can. with the fury of my recitations. "
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[COVERED IN BLOOD] Perhaps the world is slightly brighter having me in it.
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old man sitting in the waiting room just randomly told someone “i’m from the ocean, you know”
#* delia musings / you rely on wit and people die on it#delia: [nodding] yes yes i have been to waterdeep i understand
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bro couldn't follow a trail of blood in the snow 💀
#* tybalt musing / no emotion that's worth having would call my heart its home#tybalt vc: fucking loser
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has anybody seen my evil lighter? i left it right next to my box of righteous yet corruptible matches
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hey you! yeah you! do you like hot tieflings? white hair and tragic backstories? what about eldritch hunter gunslingers? what about chaotic bisexuals? oc writers who prommy they'll finish their card this time?? if you answered yes to any of these questions, then come on down to @tiefslinger!! non rp blogs dni, ty!
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pinned *
hello, this is a multimuse blog for fantasy-based ocs. most of my muses are dnd or otherwise ttrpg/baldurs gate based. the ones who aren't have aus in those worlds, and i am also more than happy to arrange crossover, modern, or other au universes.
my name is portia, she/her, late 20s, grad student, eepy
rules page / muses page
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