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Everyone shut up! It’s the ten year anniversary

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Me if I'm being fully honest

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robotgirl safewording after its girlfriend pulls out a flash drive with a windows 11 installer

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Like it's not surprising you want an emotional connection before doing anything it's called can I trust this motherfucker to not kill, maim, impregnate, take pictures without your knowledge, steal your underwear as a trophy, infect you with something

Also controversial take I hope every afab demisexual realizes that it's likely a quirk of our biology because we have those things like Pregnancy and the Ball And Chain Of Childbirth

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I was demi once [Constantly fangirling and obsessing over a new woman every week]

One night stands and hookups literally are not healthy and idk where these people get the idea they are healthy or the goal bc STDs can permanently destroy us but its fine ? I guess ?

Also controversial take I hope every afab demisexual realizes that it's likely a quirk of our biology because we have those things like Pregnancy and the Ball And Chain Of Childbirth

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Also controversial take I hope every afab demisexual realizes that it's likely a quirk of our biology because we have those things like Pregnancy and the Ball And Chain Of Childbirth

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I hope every girl suffering from extreme internalized misogyny finds both a female role model and a girlfriend

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me:

the british twink findomming me: oy you got 5 quid bruv

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I hate listening to men speak to eachother you should both be shot

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Why is a man trying to act cute sooooooo annoyiiiingggg. My other housemate facetimes her bf (in my viscinity) and like he's so annoying. Also it isn't bc I'm gay for her bc she isn't my type. But he's so fcukgignnm annoying like I heard him say can we sleep on call together 👉👈🥺 and I'm like if a dude said that shit to me

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i dream of taking the quick easy painless death pill

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Oh my God, you want to.... have sex with Luigi Mangione? But why, he's a murderer. If that was really true you would have to be some sort of badass anarchist rebel or something and I would have no choice but to think you're the coolest person alive. So irreverent and yet compassionate for those who are suffering. We should hold some sort of parade.

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“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

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Bro your false god fucking bit me

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I'm going to THROTTLE my housemate stop watching fucking tiktoks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fold some laundry!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to eviscerate the entire population of Wyoming

Apparently nobody has been looking for a replacement washing machine (I can't because Facebook marketplace hates me) and the lid lock on the washer is So Totally Dead

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Apparently nobody has been looking for a replacement washing machine (I can't because Facebook marketplace hates me) and the lid lock on the washer is So Totally Dead

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Me merging onto the freeway at 80: “now feels like a good time to check my texts and change my cd”

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away in a serene forest: *a baby fawn is born

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Check back next week to learn the clever moral of this blog post….