#niko.tmp

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I'm so surprised ppl think cigarettes and weed r different classes of combustibles. Like my man, nicotine is not inherently carcinogenic, it's the filters and the paper and the plant matter and the Products of Combustion... We gonna get the big C

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THIS IS ALSO NOT A FUCKING FORD IT'S A CHEVY

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@pixilator Yo dawg. Did your computer ever update?

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When I went back to presenting as male-until-you-get-too-close-to-me online ppl started treating me like a human and that's kinda fucked up... I'm looking at you Neopets chatrooms.

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Girl no

trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

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I hate being on Reddit and YouTube where people kinda know about computers and the prices of computers and I can browse for hours and learn shit and then I hang out on Tumblr and computers are this big scary mystery that are also super accessible and definitely nobody is ever gonna try to scam you into buying a i7-4790 in 2025 or some shit

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Thanks Rick.

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Dat boi & I are chillin'.

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I reblogged this for #comedy but for fucks sake some people need to find the truth in the humour like have you seen the porn these creatures watch. Look at men historically and the fact that they find penetration and the "domination" of a body inherently degrading. Why is this the case? Too close to being like a chick? Too close to being "weak"? Does he think it's "gay" to receive anal??? Does he pester you about access to ANY of your orifices???

Look at men's opinion of rape. Look at men's social media and their unfiltered thoughts literally just one time. Look at what they're trying to do to abortion. Look at the 50k member WhatsApp rape group chat. Look at that random ass Twitter post where a gay man was saying "bottoms cheating is worse than a top cheating because the bottom is letting whoever inside them".

Men aren't uwu most of them don't gaf about women except as a method to get them off. They have never been uwu they are never going to be girlies pleaseeeeeee stop cutting them slack they aren't owed relationships... Break up with him because he made your coffee wrong??? For real

PRO TIP FOR WOMEN IN STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS: tell your boyfriend you think that if he and his male best friend were a couple, he would be the bottom. If he reacts negatively this means he thinks being penetrated is degrading. Then you know to dump him. This is a WIN. DO IT NOW!

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I pray for romance like is in my anime yaois . I too want to meet my soulmate & we both break down hysterically crying after we find eachother. The crying would be cathartic and the soulmate would be a nice bonus

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Fuck you I like that guy's beard

-signed,

person you don't follow that you reblogged from

I hope you know I really did laugh irl

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Dragging you kicking and screaming to where my OTP is

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@pixilator Don't you own Joop Homme?

who is using chatgpt to write perfume reviews??

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@pixilator I'm gonna do shower makeup what vibe do you think i should go for

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Should i just kin Tanjiro