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With Kylie & Jason, Expo '88, Koala Blue, Ken Done, INXS, Midnight Oil, Crocodile Dundee and Yahoo Serious, Australia was the centre of the world.

The world quickly moved on.  

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Creepy. Just creepy.

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In an attempt to break a world record, Liz Smylie chews a single piece of gum for three months solid. But disaster strikes when she accidentally chews off the tip of her own tongue, leaving her with a distinctive lisp. To add insult to injury, the script has as many “s” sounds as possible.

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A woman of leisure tries to enjoy some “me time” with a bar of contraband chocolate. However, the handsome cotton picker has other ideas.

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A father must come to terms with the fact 25% of every fresh Navel orange he picks will end up in a concentrated sickly sweet cordial. His son rounds up a gang of toughs to intimidate a picnic maker.

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Naomi Watts turns down dinner with a prominent Scientologist to further her career in 1990. It would be another 11 years before her big break in Hollywood.

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A stranger rides into town, with one thing on his mind: revenge. After terrifying the townsfolk by shooting up the local bar, he foolishly tries to compensate for the damage with free white chocolate.

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A boy wakes up in a surreal world of mullets, helium balloons and wooden architecture, where Hanna-Barbera characters walk amongst us.

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Three suitors attempt to woo a Southern Belle by bribing her with chocolate.

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It’s hard to have a Gaytime on your own

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In a kingdom of cannibals, two warring families create an uneasy alliance with the marriage of the Caramel King and the Strawberry Queen.

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Asking more questions than it answers, Who Is Me explores the blurry border between dreams and reality and challenges you to define the true meaning of both.

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1. Don’t put Ovalteenies near light, especially sunlight, it can kill them. 2. Don’t let Ovalteenies get wet with water. 3. No matter how much Ovalteenies cry or beg, NEVER feed them after midnight.

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This is what is missing from 2015. Ice in a can.

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Naomi Watts stars in this vision of an apocalyptic future set in the suburban wastelands of Australia.

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A delicious, mysterious goo that oozes from the earth is marketed as the newest chicken sauce sensation. But the tasty treat creates a breed of chicken zombies who want to consume more of the strange substance at any cost.

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It's age old drama: kids on BMX bikes fighting against the forces of malnutrition in the 1980s. "If it wasn't for Snak Pack the kid would starve".