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Freaking it bathroom style

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PAUL MESCAL & ANDREW SCOTT Agree to Disagree | January 29, 2024

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Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can't see me suck shit at sudoku

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jaheira being the father that stepped up for durge will never not mean everything to me

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We need a name for the rapid descent from "haha, this Gortash guy is a handsome young man huh???" to the "I need this man carnally" that happens like three hours later.

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As requested, I have examined my fondness for terrible characters, and I have concluded that I like them because they're terrible and I'm not sorry.

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(me, insane since the day i was born) sorry haha this has just been an off day for me

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what i wouldn't give for bg3 to let durge be a war cleric for one of the dead 3....... bonus points if it's bane. their brain is so goopified to the point that all they remember about themself is their own name, don't even know their profane FATHER. and yet, we see that they remember gortash's name? what if they also remember the freedom he promised, not in so many words but in FEELING, and recognize it in bane? does bhaal exsanguinate them on his altar for worshipping the enemy? does bane laugh the whole time at how easy it was to corrupt the flesh of his sworn rival? sure, but it'd all be worth it for how gortash would be falling over himself when amnesiac durge approaches him for the first time, clothed in the colors of his lord and devout to the last vestiges of his memory.

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I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008

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me when i see someone censor the word kill in real life / a website where it’s allowed

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Road to Nowhere 12” / 7” Cover Art - Talking Heads 1985

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Messenger! What news have you from the Yaoi front?

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