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If there ever comes a day when you wake up to the sound of uncertain feelings for me, do not stay any longer. Tell me that you need to go, tell me that I am no longer the one. Make it quiet and gentle. I will understand.

Lukas W. // Gently and quietly (via somepiecesofmyheartandsoul)

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Me: God can eat my ass God, descending from heaven: Eating ass you say?

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I can't help it but why does shaladin sound like some kind of salad... MMMMMMMMMMM I would totally eat that!

LMAOOOOO “I’ll take three orders of the shaladin, please.” Me though…. I need all those servings hasjdkf yuM

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Keith Kogane

Noun. 

A beautiful boy.

Synonyms: perfect, wonderful, amazing, gorgeous, wow, a god.

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there is a god. his name is keith 

Yeah um?? I love Keith???

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skfdhsd based on this

please dont repost this on instagram or other sites thank you

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So it can be us

it can be us

and only us~

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fart noise i feel like i jst woke up

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bitches love sticks 

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Maybe I studied literature too much as a girl.

But, um, talk about symbolism. 

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Hell yeah we do 

girls bite back

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earth c

this was supposed to be a valentine’s drawing but i immediately hated it about an hour in so uh

i finished it before i could no longer bear to look at it

+ close up because i spent time on drawing that grass just to blur it

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The Badger and The Snake

Slytherin: *Walking down the hallway and bumps into a Hufflepuff causing them to drop their books. Hufflepuff quickly gathers the books and hands them over. They scurry away not wanting to cause trouble but smile and say 'Sorry!'

Hufflepuff: Feeling bad for knocking over Slytherin's books, bakes some yummy cookies and leaves them on their desk in Horticulture with notes about the class just in case they need help.

Slytherin: Gets present and feels embarrassed, but has to admit the cookies are divine. Shoots Hufflepuff a grin across the classroom.

Hufflepuff: Waves gently and gives a big beaming smile.

Slytherin: Dumbstruck because they are so cute and happy and warmth is filling up their chest.

Hufflepuff: Walking down the hallway and gets knocked into by a Slytherin and starts being laughed at for dropping their books.

Slytherin: Watches from a distance. And steps forward.

Hufflepuff: Trying to gather books and scattered paper, totally at a loss when they see a black shoe near their Horticulture book. Slytherin picks it up and hands it over sheepishly. But gives a deathly stare at the other people.

People: All scatter.

Hufflepuff: Asks why they helped.

Slyherin: Blushing deep red across their cheeks. I liked the cookies, they say.

Hufflepuff: Holds out a tiny bag from pocket. Want some? I made them for snacks but it's not fun unless I have someone to share with.

Slytherin: Still blushing takes a cookie. You're ok Puff, they say.

Slytherin and Hufflepuff: Walk arm and arm down the hallway eating cookies and chuckling quietly as they joke about silly things.