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Mirage&prowl

Merry Christmas!

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i think tongue tied by grouplove makes us all go a special kind of insane

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if there is no desire, there will be no suffering

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Galvatron from the steam, I hope I'll finish Helex later. Thanks to everyone who came!

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Kyoto International Conference Center

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Top insane moments from Alex Horne's appearance on Celebrity Bake Off:

Alex deciding to drink vanilla extract straight from the bottle for literally no good reason and immediately regretting it

Alex saying the recipe for the technical was rudely written and writing "please" and other kind words in himself with pencil

Alex gleefully forcing Paul Hollywood to eat cold sausage and mash???

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Godzilla in Shinjuku

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Alex Horne says, "You hold up the paddle which says either 'float' or 'not float'." Holding a round paddle with text on it, Jack Dee asks, "Why doesn't it say 'sink' instead of 'not float'?" Alex says, "We printed them before remembering there was the opposite of float." End ID.]

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Just girls girling

Prolly won’t finish this piece so let it be as is

If only y’all knew how mad I am that there is an official art where they look like your other boring harem love interests,,, you’d cry with me. like, cmon, they are a part of evil sect, one of them is devilishly beautiful and other is literal skeleton,,,,,,,,, give my girlies some character

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I had some free time and I used it to create. Art.

Original sound

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bg3 x taskmaster filed under 'things that are funny to me and nobody else'

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taskmaster series 7 absolute goat. rhod bringing in a naked picture of greg for every prize task except the fez one, where he brings in a picure of greg's mum in the bath. james acaster circle task. greg brawls in dog jail, think bail, failing ol'dog death. A LIME! alex not knowing a single thing about greg's personal life, and rhod packing out the story of how greg shot him. actually, all of rhod's personal anecdotes about greg. someone mentioning phil's genitals at least once an episode. rhod rubbing mustard in his eyes. rhod duckttaping his eyes open. with these tasks, you just panic, it's blind panic! it didn't look like panic to me, it looked like fairly structured torture! i think we learnt a lot more about you than we did about me. well, we did learn a bit about you. pants on a stick. you couldn't hold me upside down. phil establishing in the first episode that he's got an engineering degree, and immediately fucking over the tower building task. you're measuring the juice as a part of the bean? greg, i don't think even you believe this. look at your face! james having a breakdown over the garage being available. first episode, what did you bring in, james? mc hammer. rhod dropping a pile of dogshit on his friend of fifteen years. james acaster gta sequence. jess having a better impression of an airhorn than of her fellow contestant. funny who you're prepared to bend over for, isn't it? aw oh but oneofthem's my fwiend!!!!! greg taking james to the side after he called him a pussy.

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all eyes on me in the center of the ring

(youtube)

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watched rrr for 17th time this weekend. this is not a joke caption I have fr watched it 17 times now. Let’s naatu!!

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doodle dump!

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him