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Favourite underrated moment in Good Omens is in s1 when Crowley and Aziraphale are crossing the street and Crowley is the one who signals a thank you to the car that stopped for them, while Aziraphale is completely oblivious and keeps walking forward. I can’t think of a scene that more perfectly and succinctly represents Anthony “a little bit good” Crowley and Azira “just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing” Fell than that one.
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Not if you’re trying to get to south detroit
There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, but the midnight train goes anywhere. Trains are clearly the superior transit method.
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telling my kids these are the cullens

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acting < LARPing a script
#shitpost#fuck yeah#i should start tagging these#larp#fucking love larp#acting#uhhh how do i tag this#fuck man#fake math#ahh there you go#all is well
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It's a guessing game for your followers
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#fuck transphobes#no but seriously#not all men have the intention to rape you#and you know that#so why do you think an amab trans woman wants to rape you#im not even trans but my very best friends are and I will punch a terf in the fucking face because this shit sickens me#fuck transphobia#fuck terfs#fuck anyone and everyone who defines you based on your identity#fuck the asshats that go on and on about biological sex#it doesn’t matter if you identify as an automatic soap dispenser just be kind
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Breaking Dawn au where Bella actually just had food poisioning but they rush back to Forks anyway convinced she's pregnant. So Carlisle gets all this high tech doctor stuff, preparing himself for that fact that he has to operate on Bella. Then Bella's fine. Carlisle has a very long talk with Edward. Emmett brings this incident up for the rest of eternity.
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You going to be all right? Always. Yeah. Right then. Bye.
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HES A ROCK N ROLLIN BITCH FOR YOU


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I’m going to eat your baby teeth and regurgitate them as an owl pellet
I asked my friend why there was so much softcore transgender porn on tumblr and she was like “idk you’re transphobic” and it’s like no I’m not I just don’t want to see dick every four minutes I can’t control the fact that it’s exclusively transgender dick
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