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The selfship experience

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I just kinda wanna rant for a minute because I can so be warned RANTING ENSUES I kept seeing this whole argument of ‘I don’t understand why some people of [insert fandom] make plus sized/overweight ocs’

Lemme hold your hand when I say this…ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A FUCKING DEAL. Let people just have fun with they’re ocs and do what they want with them like honestly why do you care so much let people have fun and yeah I get it it’s just an opinion maybe sometimes we should put opinions to ourselves ya know not shit on people about making they’re ocs a certain way

And the main people I see do this are anime fans ironically ‘but-but they do extensive training so they wouldnt be overweight/plus sized’ shut up dude two things can be true at once okay? Andre the giant is one example I can think of off the top of my head he was a very good heavy set wrestler and he was very good at what he did and the clips of wrestling I’ve watched with my mom that include him he was a very good wrestler despite being heavy set

And his weight played a lot with his strength and on top of that you have to train to be wrestler you can’t go out in the ring with zero training ahead of time which at I don’t think and the training can be pretty intense training so someone making an oc in a world with extensive or having positions where extensive is need to reach it isn’t far fetched at all

But yet some people act like it would be impossible for them to be big while fighting/training again I will reiterate TWO THINGS CAN BE TRUE AT ONCE. And then people who make shit like this go ‘wah wah not realistic they would be slimmer doing all that’ you do realize that’s not how that work right and honestly tired of seeing this take because it’s so fucking annoying

And the in the same breath people like this will go ‘but I’m not hating on them I’m just stating my opinion blah blah blah’ okay fair it is just an opinion but for someone say oh it’s not realistic and wouldn’t hold up and it would work and this and that sure as shit seems like you hating just a little bit? They might have the oc be overweight/plus size and use weight as apart of the characters strength honestly I’m tempted to make a plus size character just to spite people like this because people like this are so loud and so damn annoying and yes it get it,it’s not that deep it’s an opinion but after seeing the same opinion over and over it grates on a persons nerves after awhile

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Everyone saying that Sidlink is dead just because Sidon is engaged are forgetting several crucial things:

1. Zora have arranged marriages, esp the royal family. We've known this since OOT

2. ALL members of the Zora royal family are in love with Link regardless of marital status (see, Ruto)

3. Sidon only talks to his fiancee ABOUT LINK like can you imagine

4. Sidon has two hands???? We've known he's a bisexual icon already but now it's canon??? He can be in love with BOTH his fiancee AND Link!

5. The added spice of either Sidon being queer and not realizing it until after he's married or being in love with Link and having to chose his princely duties over his heart is SO GOOD DONT SLEEP ON THE SPICE

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Thankfully Sidon has two hands <3

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Currently reading

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why not play splatoon 3? we have

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ok you got a really cool kill with ultra stamp this game but you still lost

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you carried the entire match and got double digit kills but you still lost

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Hamantha relationship headcanons

This can be seen as both romantic or platonic

I can see hamantha being a musical actress (if her dad's bullet hadn't killed her)

She would definitely call you my star

Would get you all sort of nice things that remind her of you wether it be a plushie, jewelery,games if it reminds her of you she's gonna get it

Your probably the first one outside of her father to lover her regardless of her ham face

Many restaurant dates/outings

Also stargazing lots of stargazing

Matching outfits are a must between you to if you both can work out a matching outfit it's gonna happen

When hamanthas preforming she always looks for you in the crowd and if she can't find you she's gets really sad

A/N: this my first time doing something like this so hopefully it's not too terrible lol

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Dorian’s response to people complaining about their avatar creation sickens me. Obviously you won’t be able to perfectly create yourself or your OC with a set of premade assets, but Dorian has put 0 effort into theirs. And telling people “play another game that doesn’t use the avatar. Change your profile picture. Or make your own game with your own art” is just such bullshit. Are there so many LGBT, disabled and POC creators who make content with the representation they lack? Yes, and their work is gorgeous. Does that mean it’s right to essentially tell people who want more representation in spaces such as otome games “make your own representation if you want to see it”? No, absolutely not. And it isn’t fair to expect everyone of these underrepresented groups to do so. We shouldn’t HAVE to make our own media just to see ourselves represented well, and not in a stereotypical or otherwise harmful way. We shouldn’t HAVE to fight for that, why is it right to tell us to not expect representation and make it ourselves when white cis straight people get it just handed to them? Spoiler alert, it isn’t. It’s not right and it’s not okay. Dorian, the fact that you have anything above a 1 star review is confounding because you sure as hell don’t even deserve 1 star. Especially with how you disrespect concerned fans

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Would anyone be interested if I wrote a series of fics that pretty much followed the exact route of each of The Arcana characters but platonic? Pretty much minimal changes, just switching up the romance and spicy stuff to be platonic instead. And of course I would leave in different choices :)

Not sure if someone has already done this, to be fair, but I thought it could be something fun to do between requests :)

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Is it a lie tho?

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#help

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reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

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&. 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  various  fluffy  dialogue  prompts  so  soft,  so  sweet,  just  for  you!  )

❛ i just wanted to make sure you’re okay. ❜

❛ there it is, there’s that smile! ❜

❛ you got me flowers? ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜

❛ aw, did you miss me? ❜

❛ you’re lucky that you’re cute. ❜

❛ wait, you think i’m cute? ❜

❛ you’re not alone. you never were. ❜

❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ good morning, sleeping beauty. ❜

❛ it’s better with you here. ❜

❛ don’t worry, i’m staying right here. ❜

❛ you’re welcome to stay, if you want. ❜

❛ don’t be a stranger, okay? ❜

❛ i haven’t laughed like this in a long time. ❜

❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜

❛ you can hold my hand, if you want. ❜

❛ i knew you would be here. ❜

❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜

❛ before you do anything, try this and tell me what you think. ❜

❛ wow i really can’t speak, huh? must be because of how pretty you look. ❜

❛ we can order pizza, watch a movie, whatever you want. ❜

❛ what, am i not allowed to look at you? ❜

❛ i’m not giving up on you. ❜

❛ is that my shirt? ❜

❛ this is a good look for you. ❜

❛ pinky promise? ❜

❛ c’mere, you. ❜

❛ honey, i’m home! ❜

❛ you remembered? ❜

❛ you’re my family too. ❜

❛ let’s go somewhere, just you and me. ❜

❛ i’m here for you. don’t forget that. ❜

❛ you’re the only thing that matters. ❜

❛ was that your first kiss? ❜

❛ i was worried something happened to you. ❜

❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜

❛ relationships are built on trust, and i trust you. ❜

❛ you always see the good in people. even me. ❜

❛ do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are? ❜

❛ nope, puppy dog eyes aren’t going to work this time! ❜

❛ thanks to you, i know what it means to love again. ❜

❛ how about a kiss before i go? ❜

❛ i’m just glad you’re okay. ❜

❛ here we are, home sweet home. ❜

❛ thanks for being here with me. ❜

❛ seeing you happy is all that matters. ❜

❛ keep it. it looks better on you. ❜

❛ i couldn’t stop missing you if i tried. ❜

❛ you feel like home to me. ❜

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Hurt/Comfort Dialogue Prompts Part II

“We need to stop the bleeding – now!”

“I hate to see you hurt like this.”

“Please talk to me. I need to know that you’re alright.”

“I want to help you, so please let me.”

“You don’t have to be so brave when you’re with me.”

“I’m sorry, but this is going to hurt for a second.”

“Seeing you like this and not being able to help – it breaks my heart.”

“If you don’t tell me what happened, I can’t help you!”

“It will be easier, if you just talk to me.”

“Don’t worry about anything. I will take care of it.”

“I need you to breathe for me. Slowly – in and out.”

“You’re normally the tough guy. Today, let me be tough for the both of us.”

“Just listen to the sound of my voice.”

“I wish I could be there with you right now.”

“Is it okay to hug you?”

Part I

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˗ˏˋdialogue : comforting wordsˎˊ˗

“hey, are you okay?”

“do you want to talk?”

“is there something you need to tell me?”

“it’s okay. don’t cry.”

“it’s okay to cry.”

“let it all out. take your time.”

“it’s alright. i’m here.”

“i’m not going anywhere, don’t worry.”

“what’s wrong?”

“everything will be fine. i promise.”

“i got you.”

“i care.”

“is there anything i can do for you? a snack? a hug?”

“i could never hate you.”

“you’re not a monster.”

“nothing is wrong with you.”

“i wouldn’t change a thing about you.”

“you’re safe.”

“we’ll get through this together.”

“just relax.”

“you deserve better than x.”

“get your anger/sadness out.”

“i love you.”

“do you wanna cuddle?”

“want to watch a movie or play a game to take your mind off of it?”