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Trips to see the nieces and nephews are my favorite. Lucy is as adorable as ever, Michael wouldn’t let me grab him for a photo. On brand as ever.

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@scottycarterauthor: Oh you’ve still got it. 😉

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amy and cassie both had to take turns holding my hand all the way through it, but turns out i’ve still got it on the ice! (sorta!)

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@scottycarterauthor: @loudenverauthor Just because Ivy says it doesn’t make it true.

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Blair loves coming on hikes with me. Serena likes staying at home with Lou nursing a hangover. The duality of dog.

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@scottycarterauthor: @loudenverauthir What’s your excuse?

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Blair loves coming on hikes with me. Serena likes staying at home with Lou nursing a hangover. The duality of dog.

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Blair loves coming on hikes with me. Serena likes staying at home with Lou nursing a hangover. The duality of dog.

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Law school's for people who are boring, and ugly, and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

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SCOTTY, 32 swiped right!

TEDDY, 34

Manhattan, New York

New to this, I guess! New York based lifeguard with a dog and now a cat. The girl in the third photo is my friend, Amy who wants you to know she’s a lesbian.

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@scottycarterauthor: Got me out here wanting to squish your face like a little old lady, bro. Too damn cute.

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cheeeeeeese!

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@scottycarterauthor: Oh yeah? Jack and Sally who fell in love and got married? That Jack and Sally? Cool!

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we can live like jack and sally if we want 🎃 💀 👻

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@scottycarterauthor: @lauratimbits Alright, alright. That’s a week three activity, I got you baby girl.

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Shameless. [this caption has been edited.] Update: No, for everyone asking. Not a 'fuckboat'.

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@scottycarterauthor: @lauratimbits So no getting tipsy and making out behind the bleachers? Damn.

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Shameless. [this caption has been edited.] Update: No, for everyone asking. Not a 'fuckboat'.

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@scottycarterauthor: @lauratimbits You wanna be not normal about it over drinks later?

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Shameless. [this caption has been edited.] Update: No, for everyone asking. Not a 'fuckboat'.

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@scottycarterauthor: @loudenverauthor Damn, y’all are insatiable.

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Shameless. [this caption has been edited.] Update: No, for everyone asking. Not a 'fuckboat'.

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@scottycarterauthor: @maxhayashi16 Smh hey @loudenverauthor @ivy.rogers come collect your man.

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Shameless. [this caption has been edited.] Update: No, for everyone asking. Not a 'fuckboat'.

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Shameless. [this caption has been edited.] Update: No, for everyone asking. Not a 'fuckboat'.

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Post beach movie marathon was promptly ruined by these two assholes falling asleep while we went to get snacks. Adorable. Disgusting. Cassie is explaining the lore to Laura. Amy is sending pics to Wardo. Louis is trying to remind the cats that they love him more. 0/10.

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@scottycarterauthor: @cheerlaura Been saving all my best work for you, baby.

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first week as coach timlin was a success!!! 💙 (I think?)