#ft. joey

[chessyhoward]

TEXTING: JOEY

CHESS: Hon, have you got my checkered mini skirt at your place?

CHESS: If you say no and I see Micah in it on our next outing I will be very cross x

[authorscottycarter]

TEXTING: JOEY

Scotty: If Micah looked like Idris Elba, would you have sex with him?

Scotty: Walk with me on this, it’s fine, it’s cool.

[ghosthuntingwithmicah]

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i meannnnn 😍

[loudenver]

@loudenverauthor: @paranormaljoey BLOCKED

[shatteredgossip]

LOUIS DENVER, A SERIAL CHEATER?

Unless you're chronically offline and living in a cave somewhere, you'll all have seen the latest tea about our favorite up and coming bestseller, Louis Denver.

If you are as clueless as Cher Horowitz herself, then worry not because twitter users @louwardo2023 and @jmarlonst are keeping everyone in the loop with outstanding threads that can be found below.

@louwardo2023: ok hi guys! i'm not new to twitter but i didn't wanna be tweeting this on main so here we are. i'm about to breakdown the truth behind @/loudenverauthor's debut novel christopher street! strap in! @louwardo2023: so it turns out that scott carter, the author??? he DATED louis in like. college or whatever? wild i know. @louwardo2023: then @jmarlonst found out that MAX HAYASHI!!!! HOCKEY PLAYER!!!!! INSPIRATION BY THE 'PUCK BE SIDEWAYS' SPORTS ROMANCE NOVELS !!!! dated louis too? we think they met later so probably unrelated but that will be relevant soon @louwardo2023: so anyway this ivy chick? idk who she is i think she's like dating max hayashi? which is so crazy he's so much hotter than her raggedy ass but whatever @louwardo2023: and THEN @jmarlonst found out that ivy was dating this wardo dude (whoever he is) back in college. THEN louis and ivy cheated on scotty and wardo? WITH EACH OTHER? fucked up i know but stay with me @louwardo2023: max met louis. louis cheated on ivy with MAX! ivy started dating wardo again and then louis was cheating on max with WARDO while ivy and max were secretly cheating TOGETHER. @louwardo2023: it's so unhinged actually @louwardo2023: the final kicker here is that apparently louis gave them all STDs????? no source on this just yet but we'll keep you updated! @louwardo2023: also wardo unfollowed scotty looooool

@louwardo2023: scotty is dating that ghosthunter chick now tho which is so slay she's soooo sexy i swear i'd be so down bad too. i think they're in a throuple with micah? @louwardo2023: anyway, who does everyone think christopher street is about lmao my money is on max!!!

And that's it, folks. There's the tea! Comment below who you YOU, the readers, think the true love of Louis Denver's life is.

[frootbyethefoot]

nothing but unfortunate timing and some bad luck

[ricky-mortis]

We’ve heard of werewolf Curt- but what about vampire Owen?

[matchingbatbites]

Every fic I was working on took a backseat as soon as I had this idea. Dommy Mommy Sapphic Steddie coming to you sometime soon????

[jawbrkrs]

"  it's  getting  late .  shouldn't  you  be  running  home  to  that  piece  of  shit  boyfriend  of  yours  ?  " | @mycrymes

[andrake-indierp]

same mistakes

@cenit-b

Joey podría haber justificado la primera vez que se había acostado con Dimitry pues estaban demasiado ebrios y solo ganó el impulso, pero ya no había pretextos suficientes para las siguientes tres o cuatro veces que sucedió.

Pero ahí estaba de nuevo, fuera de la piscina, semi desnudo y vio a entrar a Dimitry, ese hombre era una escultura, intentó escapar pero se sentía como una presa, completamente vulnerable y con poca voluntad de querer huir.

—Ni lo pienses, esta vez no, ya no puedo con la culpa Dimitry, déjame ir. —Ni siquiera levantó la mirada al hablar.

[joey-madani]

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

“Romantically? Probably Scott, but that was years ago. I haven’t found another one like him to say it too. If we’re talking platonically? Mei. Or Delilah. Or honestly, little miss Luna, she’s the cutest little thing I melt for.”

@delilahcarreno @themeixhuang

[chessyhoward]

ever since new york // chess & joey

New York could get pretty lonely at the best of times. It wasn't as though Chess had any family here (they were all tucked away in sunny Sydney and rarely returned her calls), or even friends that weren't other Mums at Hazel's school. She couldn't remember the last time she'd been on a night out, or, God forbid, a date. The closest thing she had to a friend was Joey, a pretty and scatterbrained girl she had first spotted walking around her neighbourhood. Chess wasn't sure she would have given her a second thought if it weren't for the fact Joey had lifted her head, and actually hit Chess with a wide smile. She'd even spotted her a few times with a camera crew in tow. After a few shared smiles and chance encounters at various coffee shops, Chess had found her feet and simply said hello (helped, of course, by Hazel's extremely forthcoming personality). They'd struck up a tentative friendship ever since, and Chess was especially thankful for Joey's offer to watch Hazel whenever needed.

Sitting in front of the full-length mirror in her bedroom, Chess tentatively twisted a brunette curl around her finger. She'd killed an hour or so curling her hair, applying a full face of make up and attempting to do the same with Hazel, before her daughter had huffily pulled away and plopped in front of the TV to watch Finding Nemo.

Well, there was only so much time she could spend in the company of her six year old.

Locating her phone amongst the mess of concealers, eyeshadow pallets and various tubes of lipstick, Chess blew a light dusting of powder from her phone screen and tentatively dialled Joey's number.

"Hello, Joey?" Chess started, "It's Chess - Francesca... Howard? You told me once or twice you'd be up for watching Hazel, are you free right now?"

Chess bit down on her bottom lip, having chickened out of her original reason for calling - did she want to hang out?

[authorscottycarter]

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Back in the city for one day and already thirdwheeling Joey/Micah time. Hey @maxhayashi16, can I have Lou back?

[ghosthuntingwithmicah]

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my girl kinda cute

[laikynparrish]

Laikyn Parrish + Instagram. (ft. @chefgretamorrison )

[littlcfreaks-archive]

waking up in joey's bed was one of her favorite places to wake up; it always meant the day would be good, meant that she would get breakfast, meant that she would get a quiet morning with him - domesticity that he rarely allowed to seep into their situationship. he was still asleep next to her and for a few moments, her green eyes were heavy on him, studying the way his chest would rise and fall, the way his lips would twitch every once in a while, "good morning, sleepy head." her body is rolled over on top of his, "you promised me breakfast last night." @hclysins