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property is theft - a poem by spiderman

property is theft and landlords are scum, 

baby spiders hatch every time i cum,

capitalism doesnt work, its supporters are liars,

i wake up from wet dreams covered in spiders.

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I can't stop thinking about them

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It’s just nerves….

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everyone forgot about this wholesome video so i dug through the deep files of the internet cause it needs to be seen again

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if he's your man then why'd he get caught in that imperial ambush same as that thief over there

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boromir was genuinely a good guy who cared about his people so passionately and he actually cared about the members of the fellowship and tried to teach the hobbits to swordfight and he was the only one who actually offered some comfort to gimli when he found out his cousin was dead and and he CARRIED merry and pippin up the mountain and over the broken bridge he tried to make aragorn give everyone just a few minutes to mourn gandalf and THEN when he found out the ring was corrupting his mind and that he attacked frodo he literally started crying in digust of himself and tried to apologize and then he DIED saving merry and pippin and god i am so emotional over boromir

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OK…. here it is.. my fellowship designs…. i hope they’re not dissapointing to everyone who was waiting for them i’m so nervous…. (some commentary if u click the portraits),. also its big so… id recommend CLICKIN+ZOOM IF U WANT THE FULL PIC….

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bathroom torment is very real ideally we would all just be allowed to go piss without worry but its not always so simple

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the lotr films love to present gimli as the ugly, dirty, ignorantly rude comic relief when the reality is that aragorn is a sweaty, grimy, greasy-haired ranger who sleeps rough on the road and maybe bathes once a month, and legolas is a feral cat who eats dirt and sleeps in trees and threatens anyone who tries to start shit with his friends with a notched arrow to the skull regardless of the potential consequences, while gimli is a dwarf prince who actually acts the part, is well-educated and mannered, has a strong sense of honor and duty, appreciates song, poetry and other fine arts and crafts as well as food and drink, and is actually probably the cleanest member of the three hunters. anti-dwarf propaganda never sleeps.

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Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

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he longed to shut out the immensity in a quiet room by a fire

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assessing your dwarf companion’s size to make sure he fits on the secret compartment you built on your ship to Valinor

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THE RETURN OF THE KING (2003) dir. Peter Jackson

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give them a break from experiencing The Horrors

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coquette girlbloggers after tagging a picture of a deer with a bow on its head as like a billion things that have NOTHING to do with a deer with a bow on its head

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also i love how being a princess or a king etc seemingly has very little to do with gender in adventure time and its just a diplomatic title because flame princess becomes flame king when she overthrows her dad and then theres also princess cookie. very transgender. very good.