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Last call for "it's 100% June"

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whatever happens now is entirely the fault of the united states and israel

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fuck casual friendships. our souls are intertwined. loving you is woven into the fabric of my life

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Trump appears to have made the military decision without consulting Congress, which (under Article I of the Constitution) has warmaking powers.

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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everybody give it up for female characters who are WEIRD and OFFPUTTING. maybe even LOUD and UNAFRAID TO TAKE UP SPACE. round of applause. NOW.

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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.

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if we could speak with lobsters and understand each other I think they might be able to share some really good wisdom as such a long-lived species.

but then I realized. the problem with such a plan

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in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant

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(deep in my coal mine) huh. maybe canaries just do that.

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im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

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I am SO excited for my lips to shrink with age 🙏🙏🙏🙏 time please destroy them and do not let them come back ✨✨✨

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Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

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Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC

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if tumblr was an online game i'd run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character's head to show you i'm excited to see you on the dash