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Every time YA book from the 2000s gets a reboot. We're closer and closer for James Patterson announcing a maximum ride reboot..... I can feel it... It's not a good feeling though

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my new maximum ride au is one where dylan was created in a lab to kick max's ass. genetically engineered soulmates are OUT genetically engineered enemies are IN

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sorry idk valentine's day all i know is iggy from maximum ride's birthday

image desc under the cut!!

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a drawing of iggy from maximum ride. it is drawn in a sketchy, chibi-like style, stopping at his chest. iggy is on the left, looking towards the viewer as text on the right side reads "love is in the air? no. bird boy." near the bottom, some more text reads "to: blank, from: blank".

iggy is a teenage boy with scars over his eyes and a mullet, colored in a pale blue. he is holding a cartoon heart with a mischevious expression. his wings are also drawn cartoonishly small, and are spread behind him.

the background is an even paler blue, with a pattern of white hollow hearts.

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2010's call they want Maximum Ride back

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i saw this post and got inspired

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Depending on how left of human the flock is, there’s a non-zero chance that post-Eraser fight one of them has the innocent thought of “oh, free meat” and immediately had to step themselves back for a few minutes and think about where that came from.

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concept for an MR fanfic that's been rattling around in my head for a few years:

at the beginning of book 2, it actually is the FBI that finds the flock at the hospital, not just itex in a trench coat. the FBI is very interested in these bird kids, and they see a unique opportunity with fang's injury.

they fake fang's death and whisk him off to a secret lab to study him.

the rest of the flock—devastated by fang's "death," unsure how they want to proceed—goes to live with anne (who, again, actually works for the FBI in this version), with the promise that they will be studied "non-invasively" and given grief counseling (which they all think is bullshit, especially max, but this is their most stable option at the moment).

fang is studied intensively while recovering from his near-fatal injury. (i know he recovered in, like, two days in canon. i'm not doing that here.) someone from the FBI tells him that the flock thinks he's dead; no one is coming to save him. he's not sure if he believes them. most of the time, he's too exhausted to think about it.

max grows more and more restless with being tied down, so to speak, but the rest of the flock seems to appreciate the momentary stability, especially while they're still grieving. she tolerates it as best she can, thinking that it would be much easier to tolerate if fang were here.

slowly, though, max grows suspicious of anne—overhearing strange snippets of phone calls, not believing when anne just smiles and says everything is fine. max and iggy snoop around in anne's office, and that's when they stumble upon the truth: fang never died. he's been alive this whole time.

cue the badass rescue scene, with iggy and gazzy's bombs wreaking havoc on the government lab. fang is weak from the experiments when they find him, but they manage to break him out and make their escape.

once they're finally far away and safe (as safe as they ever are, anyway) there's a teary, heartfelt reunion. fang cries, too, because he wasn't sure whether the flock would ever find him.

the end :)

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Re-designed the Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment book cover for a class assignment!

I loved these books so much as a kid- the flock deserved better <3

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We are not judging how bad the movie is, we are judging which adapted the book the worst. There are good movies that are bad adaptions.

Propaganda below the cut (spoilers may apply)

The Giver:

Completely changed the book making a story with great characters and subtle themes into a generic ya dystopia with stupid teen characters and no themes

They turned it into like this teen angst dystopia that missed all the nuance and love that poured into the original book. They were clearly trying to capitalize off of Hunger Games/Divergent and failed miserably. The original book was a message on totalitarian governments and how history repeats itself. It's so frustrating to see movies strip away messages like that and just make it a cash grab.

Shallow interpretation, tried to please everyone, also Taylor Swift was there?

Persuasion:

They massacred my girl!! That is not Anne Elliot!! The whole point is that she's beaten down and thinks she's missed her chance at happiness and is bullied by her family, not making mean and snarky nods to the camera :( They completely missed the whole point of the dynamic and it's SICKENING! They also cut Mrs Smith who is arguably one of the most important characters as she highlights Anne's lack of focus on title and rank and her family's comparative obsession with it + it's only through her that Anne learns about Mr Elliot's true nasty nature. Also they cut the 'I am half agony, half hope' line from Wentworth's letter at the end so what's even the POINT of adapting it if you don't have that!! Oh my god!! My poor favourite Austen novel :( (I do want to make it very very clear that my issues with the movie come from the writing and adaptation and not in any way from the race blind casting. The casting is superb and I'm genuinely so disappointed that they got such a bad adaptation bc so many of the cast are literally perfect)

Where do I even start? They tried to 'modernize' both the protagonist and the love story and managed to take out everything that made it good in the first place. Anne Elliot in the novel is quiet and good and helpful, full of regret. In the movie, she constantly turns to the audience to mock everyone around her, feeling so much better than everyone, to the point where nobody understands why Captain Wentworth would still be in love with her, or have fallen in love with her in the first place. Eight years before the plot starts, she broker her engagement to him because she was persuaded by a family friend that it was a bad idea. No way would movie!Anne have let herself be persuaded. They just tried to do a Fleabag/Emma type of thing without understanding what made either the novel or those two things work and thereby ruined it completely

Whoever made this didn't understand the point of the novel at all. They completely screwed up the character of Anne Elliot (the protagonist), which in turn screws the rest of the movie, as the original story only works because Anne is the way she is. Also, it's a period piece but the characters are talking in modern slang the entire time. And not in a clever way but in a very cringey one. If Jane Austen knew, she'd probably turn in her grave, and rightfully so.

Maximum Ride:

The storyline makes absolutely no sense, and the movie is nothing like the book. You could've given the movie an entirely different name and and keep the plot I wouldn't bat an eye

the movie's just bad mate

Horrendous low budget netflix movie with effects so bad they make me feel physically ill and acting so wooden the cast is in danger of being attacked by lumberjacks. The story already wasn't the best and the film somehow made it worst. I came in with nostalgia for my dear kids with bird wings and left never to be the same again.

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okay i've been wondering

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the flock! link

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Can we talk abt the maximum ride arc where they tried to find everyone’s parents, found like 2 of them than fucking have up on it? Where did that go????

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max whenever nudge opens her mouth

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How long do you think it will be before James Patterson starts using AI instead of ghost writers to write his books? From what I've read, he outlines his plots and the ghost writers fill in the gaps - to varying degrees of readability. In his eyes, how much money could he save using AI instead?

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No points for guessing what's reignited my love for winged people

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they're thinking about posting an ad on their blog for someone to beta read their invader zim fanfiction

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IT’S PRIDE TIME Y’ALL

i might make more of these, they’re very fun

[pls credit me if you decide to use these anywhere!]