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I’m sorry I haven’t written much in a while. To be honest, I’ve utterly lost my spark for writing as well as everything else

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🙏 sincerely hoping youve seen ell practically burping in the farmers face already. Cute fucker.

@eructophile

OH, I HAVE. MY WIFE WAS LIKE “HEY. TALK TO HIM AT THE WINTER FESTIVAL. FOR REASONS.”

I DIED

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If you're still willing to write for Stardew, can we get some headcanons about... anyone, really?

Oh absolutely dearest, it was actually a burp fic that got me into stardew valley in the first place way back in 2018 (it was about Sebastian and Sam was there too i think??) but for the life of me I haven’t been able to find it again

Anyway here are some headcanons for my personal favorite character: Elliott <3

THIS IS KINK CONTENT, DNI IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT

First of all Elliott is a huge drama queen

He might actually get embarrassed and cry if he burps in front of the farmer early in their relationship

Especially because this man’s burps are NOT small

They are BELCHY every. single. time.

I truly believe he’s such a dark horse and could easily out belch Shane if you give him beer

Wine burps

WINE BURPS GUYS

If he burps and tastes the wine it’s game over he’s like “aaaand that’s enough”

I personally hc him as being from a wealthy old money southern family (that he cut contact with bc they suck) so he has one of those rich people honey-thick southern accents

So i could totally see him full on BELCHING and then bringing a hand to his chest like “oh my lord, pardon me” with that southern drawl

Despite how overdramatic and embarrassed he’d be before he and the farmer start dating/in the early days of their relationship I feel like once he got comfortable he’d pretty much just let them out (within reason) without thinking much about it

If something absolutely wet and vile and disgusting came outta him he’d just cover his mouth with both hands and stand there in shock

I feel like he spends a lot of his time at his desk writing and drinking either red wine or tea (and forgetting to eat) so he ends up with a lot of air in his stomach

He’s very prone to liquid bloating since he does forget to eat and quells his stomach with drinks

He’ll let out some really good ones right there at his desk and just continue writing

Beer really gets his stomach bloated af

He usually avoids it for that reason but on holidays he has been known to indulge

Also Elliott has a surprising amount of kink worthy lines that are actually in the game its kind of insane

One such example:

He has a specific line where he stuffs himself during the winter feast and my brain went haywire with that one

He also definitely loves belly rubs

This is a man that likes to be pampered especially when he has a sore, bloated belly

If and when he and the farmer have children his burps have definitely woken the baby up on numerous occasions

They’re like prime for child-scaring

As in canon, he’s also very prone to hiccups

And the only way he can successfully get them to go away is to hit himself on the chest and try to force up the biggest belch possible

Sometimes he even has to swallow air to do it

I have a very specific image of him in my head letting out these monstrous burps while he fusses with his hair in the mirror

Or while he’s gathering his hair into a ponytail

He’s super casual about it too

Like I don’t think he understands how genuinely massive his burps actually are

He hears them all the time so he’s like??? Desensitized to how loud they are???

So when the farmer’s like “Jesus?!?!?” It takes him a second to be like “OH! OH THAT WAS LOUD I BEG YOUR PARDON” (again with the twang)

here’s a video reference

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i'm aware i run a kink blog i just hope it's clear i also enjoy fat stuff for body positive, non-fetish reasons right? i'm paranoid but i hope that's like, clear

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Nice to see the whole squad getting horny for Long/arm too lmfaooooo

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Long/arm Pr/ime Chub HCs

oh BOY OH BOY, AN EXCUSE

Since Shock/wave doesn’t really have... a traditional mouth, usually, his fueling habits are a little sparse.

inserts my own tf/a emp/urata headcanons here but I feel like he gets squeamish about eating around other people because he doesn’t like being gawked at when he fuels up through his new, unorthodox intake

but when his disguise provides him a way out? the ability to not only fuel up “normally” AND get access to the guard’s energon, the highest grade afforded to anybody on Cyber/tron? It’s no WONDER he fattens up so quickly.

it’s all accidental, though; the stress of his job (not just the double agent thing, the whole being chief of intelligence thing) keeps him worried and occupied a lot, so he finds himself idly snacking and medicating some of his concerns with food.

it shows.

The plush little belly actually makes his disguise look somewhat cuter, more unassuming, so despite Shock/wave’s initial shock and dread that he’s packing on the pounds around the middle, it does further the image of the friendly, round, little bureaucrat, and he’s not made for combat anyway, so maybe there’s no reason to panic...

Doesn’t mean his disguise’s cute lil’ face doesn’t blush when someone else like B/lurr or Sen/tinel points out how comfortable he’s getting with his steady rations. He responds with a sheepish chuckle and attributes it to stress. He’s technically not lying.

Megs has also noticed on their occasional conference calls. He is amused that his most loyal subject is getting a little more loyal to his tank than his cause, but dismayed that he’s plumping up on the rations that rightfully belong in the hands of their people.

for my Me/ga/shock people: Megs is looking respectfully.

Shock/wave knows he needs to quit. He’s going to need to be more nimble when the time comes to off everyone.

He won’t.

[automatonne]

can automatonne ask politely for a chubby tfa longarm prime, please? 🙏🏻

Of course!!

Someone got a lil too much ener/gon

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💪

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also shock/wave eating ultra mag/nus instead of just trying to kill him and bringing back his heftier gut to megs on ome/ga supreme as a trophy

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long/arm defeating b/lurr but instead of asking cliff/jumper to dispose of “sensitive material,” he comes back into the office after his lunch break, a new mesh potbelly wobbling on his waistline and excusing it on thickening energon

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SW on a video call relaying important info back to his boss, but his gut won’t shut the fuck up (either from being too empty or too full).

Not me about to think about this all day

“What... was that?”

“...I have no idea.”

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m. megs praising shock/wave for dispatching an enemy for him and rubbing over his burbling tank while he belches weakly and groans from overfullness 😳😳😳😳😳😳

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Dumb but I imagine tf/a shock/wave getting too chubby to properly sneak around. His stomach either noisy with digesting something (someone) or grumbling greedily once the last of the processed slurry empties into his lower tubes. Getting stuck in tight doorways, stomach sloshing.

👀💦💦💦 not dumb at ALL, I LOVE this

now I’m just imagining him chasing someone who found him out but getting his tank caught in a narrow doorway

“You’re very lucky your FRIEND here seems to be slowing me down. No matter. I can’t catch you... but I can trap you.”

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“This will be much easier for you if you don’t squirm.”

“L-let me go, Decept/icon scum—!”

“How curious. Those were the exact words out of Agent Bl/urr’s voice synthesizer before I dealt with him.”

“Then your tank—oh, Spark!”

“Yes, and it was a pity he left as quickly as he came. I’ll give you one last assignment as my secretary, Cliff/jumper.

Do say hello to what remains of him, will you?”

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Long/arm activates his arms and wraps his prey with them like a couple of boas before shoving them down his mouth

👀💦💦💦💦

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S/hockwave/Lo/ngarm's bloated middle being questioned and he responds in an all too satisfied manner as he gives his middle a proprietary pat -"Oh, I just got back from a rather large lunch..." It gurgles happily in response. Plopping down onto his desk later, only to have an embarrassingly loud belch erupt, ejecting a partially-digested piece of metal from whoever his "lunch" was. Wide-eyed and palm pressed to his mouth in surprise, he just grins down at his middle, giving it a few loving caresses for another job well done. :)

I

Am going

to e xplode

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“Hey whats on your mind?”