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feel free to tell me about your hair color or past hair colors in the tags (mutuals especially :3)
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like i’m SORRY but HOW are you going to be at this company for TWENTY. YEARS. and suck THIS BAD AT IT. i am so chill. i am so accommodating. i try so hard to be nice and fun to be around. but when i tell you i have had a jaw headache for the past WEEK because EVERY DAY I AM AT MICHAELS i am flexing my jaw SO HARD i can hear my teeth squeak in my own head. AT THE ART STORE. cant stress this enough. i am an artist working in an art store and i fucking hate it now. there’s no charm left in me.
and let’s not forget: all of this for
ELEVEN THIRTY AN HOUR

mood board for when you need to kill your incompetent ass store manager who DID NOT tell you you were working thursday :)
#and then i try to complain and one of my coworkers INTERRUPTS ME? and says we’ll talk about this later#like im a CHILD?!?!? im going infuckingsane. i’m speed running job related insanity and burn out
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mood board for when you need to kill your incompetent ass store manager who DID NOT tell you you were working thursday :)
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random assortment of shitpost
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eden!!
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alternate universe where the 1917-23 revolutionary wave is largely successful but emoji still end up a widespread thing so the flags section is just full of red rectangles
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ладноооо since it looks like second and third is winning and i am impatient, the first thing i wrote (2nd and 1st) i did not use quotations or directly indicate when people were speaking like this:

is this jarring in 2nd 3rd:

i’ve already written something in FIRST and SECOND pov. how do we feel about reading something (relatively short) in SECOND and THIRD pov?
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sorry for serving absolute cunt in my new ID photo. like it’s my fault
#the dude who took it was like i think you’ll be. VERY HAPPY with the results :)#girl ahahaha thank you. i am#autoface
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i’ve already written something in FIRST and SECOND pov. how do we feel about reading something (relatively short) in SECOND and THIRD pov?
#there will be a second part to this. i’m far enough into writing that changing would be annoying but not impossible#yes it’s agatha and iris again. i love torturing iris im so sorry
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Human Figurine, c. 1500-500 BC. Mexico, Guerrero, Xalitla, Xochipala style. Earthenware with pigment; overall: 9.8 x 3.8 x 2.2 cm (3 7/8 x 1 1/2 x 7/8 in.). Collection & Credit: The Getty.
This period in Mesoamerican history precedes the classic civilizations like the Maya or Aztec.
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but i don’t want it this way, why can’t you stay?
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Unknown - Ernst Lundgren
Swedish , 1873-1930
Oil on canvas , 57 x 64 cm.
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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
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