autumnal-thunder
autumnal-thunder
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
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Formerly rockytop-liberty Jakob, 31, Tennessee. Econ/Poli Sci double major. Christian, Conservative Libertarian. Weather geek, football nerd. Tell me about the weather where you live!
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autumnal-thunder · 2 days ago
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autumnal-thunder · 4 days ago
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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
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autumnal-thunder · 4 days ago
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6/20/25 tornado near Jamestown, ND
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autumnal-thunder · 4 days ago
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On a much lighter note, I very much care what happens to me when I die. Old fashioned pine coffin. Casket and vault acceptable if those are cemetery rules. No embalming. No viewing. Buried on the mountain near my Mammaw. Quick graveside service by an Episcopal priest, 15 minutes and wrap it up. Open bar at my wake afterwards.
I’m the youngest person in my family, an only child, all of my other relatives are 45+. Because I’ll be responsible for most of their funerals I keep putting out feelers for what they’d want. A real casual “I think I’d like to be buried near Mammaw, what about you?” or “I don’t like cremation. I’d like my body to go back into the soil the way it is. What about you?” and they have no idea. No definitive answers. Nothing to work with. Youuuuuu are 82. The clock is ticking, babe. Help me out here.
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autumnal-thunder · 4 days ago
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Like just stop for a second with the “grey ace” and “demisexual” and “sapiosexual” labels and think about what it says about our pornofied, oversexualized society that “wanting to get to know people before having sex with them” and “wanting your sexual partner to have a good, compatible personality” and “not wanting to fuck everyone you meet” are now considered atypical sexual orientations instead of common fucking sense.
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autumnal-thunder · 4 days ago
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Is 90° hot? Yeah.
Anyone who says it's not is in an abusive relationship with Weather.
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we come from the earth
we return to the earth
and in between we garden
🦋 🌿 🍄
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autumnal-thunder · 4 days ago
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non-interventionists in shambles
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autumnal-thunder · 6 days ago
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Trondheim, Norway
heriram
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autumnal-thunder · 6 days ago
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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autumnal-thunder · 7 days ago
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Wait hang on. Do ~christian kids ACTUALLY believe that santa is real? I thought that was just in movies??? Like, is "being shocked to learn santa was your parents" a real thing that really actually really happens in real life??? I thought it was like opening the door and setting out an extra cup of wine on passover. Obviously the prophet Elijah isn't actually going to walk in and take a sip. Obviously "santa" is your parents playing pretend. You're all just doing a bit, right???
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autumnal-thunder · 7 days ago
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I hope the mutuals I never talk to are doing well.
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autumnal-thunder · 7 days ago
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There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever
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autumnal-thunder · 7 days ago
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Because Israel possesses at least 500 nuclear weapons and doesn't use them, like a civilized people.
Because Iran has sworn to destroy America and Israel if it's the last thing they do. Because Israel respects the human rights of its people while Iran's government hangs journalists and gay people, and encourages the selling of nine year old girls to be slaves for their husbands, and the beating/raping/murdering of women who don't "properly" wear hijabs.
Unserious question gets 93K likes.
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autumnal-thunder · 7 days ago
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The Tucker Carlson/Ted Cruz interview was about what I expected from someone who stood in a Russian grocery store professing how "great" the Russian standard of living is.
I'm not sure why Tucker feels such a strong need to carry water for nations whose government murders people who speak out against them.
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autumnal-thunder · 7 days ago
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