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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
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me doing normal human activities: is this allowed? is this allowed? am i allowed to do this? is this allowed? i don’t want to get in trouble can i do this is this allowed?
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I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.
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I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.
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Oh to be a dead bee floating gracefully in a 5ft deep swimming pool, riding the waves as children play Marco Polo around me
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the pursuit of perfection kills joy & i hope whatever u do today ur allowed to do it badly
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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
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me: *misses my train by 6 seconds* me: if i didnt stop to look at that bird that one time when i was 10 i would have been 6 second ahead in life and this wouldn’t have happened.
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finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to
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after a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as ‘a lot. just like a lot to deal with’
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what is it about rain that makes worms go absolutely buck wild for pavement
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me: *laughs at something*
me: ok back to suffering
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when the quarantine is over we are bringing back the cult of dionysus
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A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face
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wouldst thou like to live deliciously? haha I jest! lest…?
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