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sorry about the lack of art i keep getting flashbanged by my adhd so i have 45 WIPs across multiple mediums in various states of decay

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One of humanity's greatest contributions to the art of creating chaos is the humble U-Haul rental van. All over this great country, people who have never driven anything larger than a minivan are now asked to operate a full-ton vehicle that's about as aerodynamic as an enormous cube on skinny tires is.

This wouldn't be a big problem, except U-Hauls, to a vehicle, are barely maintained. Here's why. When you are fleeing the depressing post-industrial city of your birth to move to a new, shiny town in order to get a job in theatre, you don't bring the U-Haul back to that cesspool. You just drop it off in the New Shiny Town U-Haul lot, and it stays there for awhile. The ownership of that U-Haul truck is sort of ambiguous, and so too is the responsibility for its maintenance.

Maybe it didn't belong to Trauma Town U-Haul, either, and nobody feels much like doing an oil change on it if it only benefits some asshole in another state that they've never met. After all, that truck could very well never make it back to its hometown before it is retired by way of a haggard father of two putting it into the ditch at 4am. They certainly aren't going to do something like replacing ball joints, or fixing that worn steering coupler, or replacing the cracked tires when the guy before you stole them for his Super Duty.

Learning how to drive an enormous, poorly-handling, badly-maintained vehicle in unfamiliar areas wouldn't be so bad if you weren't also stressed out at the time. Moving is hard, even when things are going great. Trying not to run over a Geo Metro when you're on your fourth run, haven't had a meal with vegetables in it since last week, and have exactly fifteen minutes to clear out before the landlord sets your coffee table on fire is significantly harder.

The next time you see someone in a U-Haul van, give them a bit of extra room. Let them know that you've got their back, and we're all aligned against the evil forces of capitalism that made this interaction as hellish as it needed to be. Maybe stay a little further back than that, in case they decide to pop a u-turn in the middle of the highway and end up firing an entire Ikea kitchen set through your windshield.

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Black Hole / Yellow Sun Chapter 116: The final battle begins ooooooooooooo

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46138240/chapters/168307861

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"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

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Black Hole / Yellow Sun Chapter 115: Can you pause your mental breakdown for a moment for a round of Cool Space Facts?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46138240/chapters/167702008

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outfit idea

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Black Hole / Yellow Sun Chapter 114: "Wanna see the inside of your eye socket?"

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Black Hole / Yellow Sun Chapter 113: Hey your abusive one way crush just ripped my eye out and then I melted her, are you okay?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46138240/chapters/166427938

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I know literally nothing about fashion but still wanted to see some formal-ish outfits for the kids so uh ye

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Black Hole / Yellow Sun Chapter 112: Look Into My Eye

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46138240/chapters/165759598

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Linear Acceleration

For day 2 of Transfem Yang Week, I have interpreted the prompt "taking up space" to make a fic that is literally in space, and I think Yang would be proud of me. For those of you who've been reading Black Hole / Yellow Sun and thinking "this is great, but when will they have sex in a spaceship?" today is the day.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64345714

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Black Hole / Yellow Sun Chapter 111: I'm not planning ways to decapitate your crush I pinkie swear

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Black Hole / Yellow Sun Chapter 110: Being verbally abused by my imaginary friend

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46138240/chapters/163530343

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Black Hole / Yellow Sun Chapter 109: You ever think about boobs and death?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46138240/chapters/162998605

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Black Hole / Yellow Sun Chapter 108: Team RWBY enters the pear wiggler.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46138240/chapters/162608356