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I think most most people underestimate the complexity of a single eukaryotic cell.

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credit for the house vicodin prescription goes to u/marcusbechtel on the HouseMD subreddit, the wilson image came from the House wiki, and of course the whole thing is inspired by the classic video "Every episode of House ever". The rest was all me.

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One must imagine Kermit the Frog happy

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

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your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

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meetcute between two tardigrades fighting over the same particle

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in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there

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Ah jeez ya got your mind stuck in a digital hellscape.

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when i was like 6 i would chase butterflies on the soccer field instead of the ball and i loved it. they kept benching me but no one saw my vision

imagine how many people would enjoy playing sports for fun if sports in childhood weren't so "if you can't go to regional tournaments and win us money or get an athletic scholarship you might as well kill yourself"

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on top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese

i lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed

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baby horseshoe crabs

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job search

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Comatricha nigra

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fluttershy idrew an colored colorpicked only from banana laffy taffy