avashades-purpleorange
avashades-purpleorange
I have differing opinions and you will LIKE them
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~A blog dedicated to my fandoms I don't have a side blog for and my other crap~Mostly focused on my favorite bands tho. Have a problem with it? Cause if you do, the door is to your direct left~The (probably) most insane lefty phangirl that you find on Tumblr~European/Native American mix~I do not care what pronouns you use, for I can't control how you perceive me~bisexual, demisexual, demiromantic~Stressed 25 hours a day and 8 days a week~Notes and follows are appreciated to get me through life~
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avashades-purpleorange · 18 hours ago
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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
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avashades-purpleorange · 18 hours ago
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AU if grace never stole the gun
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the whole “what’s in your pocket steph-o-nie” scene but it’s just the cool rock she found in the forest while running for her life
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avashades-purpleorange · 18 hours ago
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Hades: *threateningly to a dead guy* We have ways of making you talk!
6yo Adonis: *tugs at Hades' himation*
Hades: Adonis? Adonis, daddy is working right now- *sees Adonis' drawing* Holy Khaos, did you draw this, this is so good! :D
Adonis: o(^▽^)o
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avashades-purpleorange · 18 hours ago
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Hera: Hades, How do you describe a relationship that's really complicated?
Hades: A love/hate relationship...?
Hera, turns to Zeus: Now tell him what you said
Zeus: ....
Zeus: ₐ fᵤcₖ yₒᵤ/fᵤcₖ ₘₑ ᵣₑₗₐₜᵢₒₙₛₕᵢₚ
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avashades-purpleorange · 18 hours ago
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Ariadne: Are you drunk already?
Dionysus: Not already - at last.
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avashades-purpleorange · 18 hours ago
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Hekate: Be the reason that you’re haunted. Go someplace forbidden. Read something in an ancient language. Straight up fuck a demon.
Hades: Please do NONE of those things.
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avashades-purpleorange · 18 hours ago
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Hebe: Why are your boobs so big?
Ares: They are NOT boobs
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avashades-purpleorange · 18 hours ago
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Dionysus, sliding a $10 to the bartender: I'll have the usual
Bartender: Sure thing
Bartender: *gives him a hug*
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avashades-purpleorange · 18 hours ago
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Hades, trying to comfort a crying baby: *softly* what is your fucking problem?
Apollo: try singing to it!
Hades: what iiiiiis your fuuucking problem?
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avashades-purpleorange · 18 hours ago
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Hermes: When I was your age-
Teen Dionysus: When I was your height
Hermes:
Hermes: Listen here you tall brat-
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avashades-purpleorange · 1 day ago
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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing
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avashades-purpleorange · 1 day ago
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you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?
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avashades-purpleorange · 2 days ago
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i think a very interesting design choice for the first five children of rhea and kronos is to have them have scars all over their body because what if kronos didn’t swallow his babies like pills?
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avashades-purpleorange · 5 days ago
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avashades-purpleorange · 11 days ago
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im so sick of queer people being biphobic like are you stupid
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avashades-purpleorange · 11 days ago
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people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently
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avashades-purpleorange · 12 days ago
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