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greta gill + being a giant lesbian | 1.03

friends can mean a lot of different things.

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carson shaw + being a baby gay | 1.05

I think I might love her too.

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fascinated by the Carson Shaw method of getting a girl to come make out with you, and I wanna study this woman like a bug

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so con confirmed that the ooh daddy was completely improvised and that he panicked because he's not good at improvising, and that's all i needed to be happy. just look at black pete's face and then the gesture con makes after he finishes moaning. that dude is wondering why the fuck he did that just like all of us at that moment. fucking mental.

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CON O’NEILL and NATHAN FOAD ⤷ at their C2E2 Panel

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Con & Nathan @ C2E2 2022

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Ed + ADHD in E4: Discomfort in a Married State

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What I love most about ofmd is that it doesn't make sense. Distance? Irrelevant. Timeline? Doesn't matter. Accents? They exist. Historical accuracy? Hardly know her. We're here to watch gay pirates stare longingly into each other's eyes and kiss a little bit. Nothing else matters. It's beautiful.

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on a scale of taika “looked-blackbeard-up-on-wikipedia-once-and-said-fuck-it” waititi to rhys “took-sailing-lessons-to-prepare-for-role-of-incompetent-pirate-captain” darby, how bad are you at conducting relevant research

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Hannah John-Kamen as Ava Starr (Ghost) || Florence Pugh as Yelena Belova (Black Widow)

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stede being terrified of straight sex is always gonna be fucking hilarious to me

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Ed + ADHD in E4: Discomfort in a Married State

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“So, uh, I reckon what makes Ed happy… is… you.”

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taika waititi is relatable because he derails every conversation he has to talk about OFMD whether the other person wants to or not

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Guys… guys.

As hilarious as all the “how oblivious ARE you?” jokes about Stede are, I think we’re missing the big picture. This isn’t about obliviousness, it’s about trauma.

Stede isn’t ignorant of the fact he’s in love with Ed. he’s been abused his whole life for his queerness and is having trouble conceptualizing that he’s allowed to be.

Notice how Stede immediately has the instinct to walk back his comment of Ed being “lovely”? This is the same man who didn’t even pick up that his very obviously mutinous crew was planning a mutiny, that shit was learned behavior. He’s speaking as a little boy who was tied to a boat and stoned for picking flowers, and as someone who was told mere days ago a man falling in love with him was “defiling a beautiful thing.”

Homophobia/ heteronormativity is alive and well in this world and Stede, being forced to live in the conservative circles he does, would’ve absolutely been painfully aware of it. The fact that he feels the need to ask a woman what it’s like to be in love with a man speaks volumes after he’s already been happily kissed by one and has roleplayed being married to him when lonely. He’s not just casually making conversation then has a eureka moment when he happens to notice the description applies to him and Ed too, he asked specifically to compare them.

It’s him testing the waters and thinking that maybe “they” were wrong. Maybe he’s not broken or pathetic, maybe he never deserved to be treated as such. Maybe he didn’t “seduce” Edward, or “ruin” him, or “defile” him. And maybe his feelings for Ed are just as loving and romantic as Mary’s feelings are for her boyfriend.

It’s such a beautiful moment when he slowly smiles, let’s out that little breath like a sigh of relief, and tells his wife of an arranged marriage with nothing less than wonder in his voice that what he’s found at sea is in fact love. Fuck, it gets me every time.

There’s an absolutely gorgeous through line of queer liberation in Stede’s half of episode 10 after this scene. How he refers to Ed as his “newfound love”, confidently says they’ll “all be great”. He smears the blood on his face himself, breaks his own flowers, all to reach someone who sees him as perfect and beloved exactly as he is. What a fitting ending to his days of crying himself to sleep because he cannot be what everyone’s failed to beat him into.

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This man is a treasure