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What do skeletons even say when they're nude? "Please don't look at my illum and sternum bone!!!!"
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> groans about wanting a girlfriend
> not actually wanting a girlfriend, because I don't have the mental capacity to be In a romantic relationship and I have way too many problems. But also, I just don't like being involved into romance because I value platonic friendships and familial relationships more, and I like admiring people more rather than just actually being with them.
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> I want to eat seblak.
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Nyamus ass gonna flirt with everyone bro, someone take this cat





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Hooking up is a funny idea to me, because ah yes. Stranger. I will allow you to jump on my completely vulnerable joystick as I swing it around. I hope that doesn't get me diseases.
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