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sweet mother of pearl

Happy Birthday, Cyno!

Tighnari told me that, since it's my birthday, I ought to relax. Put my work and station aside, let my emotions settle, and all that.

...I only remembered what he said after I finished escorting some fugitives back to the Akademiya.

But it just so happens that I'm about to bring this injured little desert fox back to the desert...

It seems as good a time as any for me to finally "fur"-get my worries, and go on a different kind of "paw"-trol.

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Ok I found you woo rejoice

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i found my poor quality Nightmare plush I'm going to morph into a grain of salt

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Is your name boothill or is that the wrong person

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i found my poor quality Nightmare plush I'm going to morph into a grain of salt

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OH WAIT I THINK I'M STUPID MY NAME IS \*~<Dream Sans>~*/

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i found my poor quality Nightmare plush I'm going to morph into a grain of salt

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ALR UAY

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i found my poor quality Nightmare plush I'm going to morph into a grain of salt

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Ok my username is AverageMurderDronesFanatic I think that'll work

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i found my poor quality Nightmare plush I'm going to morph into a grain of salt

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OK SO BECAUSE I'M LONELY I DON'T KNOW HOW IS IT JUST MY USERNAME

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i found my poor quality Nightmare plush I'm going to morph into a grain of salt

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I WILL HOLD ON

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i found my poor quality Nightmare plush I'm going to morph into a grain of salt

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OK YAYAYYAYTA

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i found my poor quality Nightmare plush I'm going to morph into a grain of salt

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ME TOO

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i found my poor quality Nightmare plush I'm going to morph into a grain of salt

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@if-thecrowfits

i found my poor quality Nightmare plush I'm going to morph into a grain of salt

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dmm just cross-posting here because i cannot get this out of my head UGHHH (i'm writing it as we speak)

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cute little thing

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I've done this so many times (especially with qi rong and my 10 ocs that solely exist in picrew)

this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES