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Mentally, I’m here today. This happened, you can’t change my mind 😌
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TEXT Vol. 04 Connie’s Operation Proposal
Sometimes during training, one has no choice but to use their head. At times, this means having to write many words. In logical order, at that…
[Supplie Requasition
Bread: A bunch
Potatos: Around 5 boxes?
Milk: Not spoiled
Blades: Enough to attack Titans
Gas: A good amount]
“Start over.”
The instructor thrust Connie’s strategy to proposal back at him after little more than a glance. Dejected, he took the page.
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“…How do you even begin to teach an idiot like this?”
“Forget about what he should be writing. I don’t even think he knows how to count supplies…”
Connie’s corpsmates had a good laugh at the document Connie wrote having summoned up all his brainpower. This wasn’t funny to him.
“I can pass the practical exams fine! Making it to the top of the class might even be realistic if it wasn’t for these tests where you have to write stuff…”
“Guess that means we don’t have a good reason to bother teaching you. The fewer competitors we have, the better.”
The other recruits may have been his corpsmates, but they were also his rivals, all competing for top marks. Connie’s desperate plea had backfired.
“C’mon! You can’t abandon me like this!
His fellow recruits laughed and ignored him as they returned to the barracks.
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Two people happened to pass by Connie as he studied alone in the cafeteria. It was Reiner and Marco, who had just been helping the instructor with something. Two recruits with not only high practical marks, but top grades in the classroom too.
“Connie… You’re still studying?”
“It feels like they’re gonna send me back to my village if I keep getting these bad grades… I have to…”
Becoming a soldier was an important goal for Connie, someone who’d always been looked down upon as stupid. No matter how much trouble he had with something, he needed to get it done. His mother would surely be happy, if he finished with top marks this way. After Connie explained his situation to them, Reiner patted him on the shoulder.
“You understand what materials are required. All you need is to take your time with the numbers and be specific as you put them down. It’s fine if you write it in your own words.”
“You should also be more careful about your handwriting. Write it in a legible way, one that gets across just how much you need the materials.”
“Marco, Reiner… You guys are really kind.”
The two gave him words of encouragement, and Connie began again on his rejected document having processed their advice in his own way.
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[Supply Requasition
Bread: Three days worth for five people
Potatoes: See above
Milk: See above. Fresh
Blades: Half a horse cart’s worth
Gas: Half a horse cart’s worth]
“…Looks fine.”
Through his corpsmates had insulted his document, it was ultimately accepted. Not only that, the instructor put it up in a place for everyone to see and learn from.
“What you need in a chaotic situation isn’t beautiful prose, it’s to write in a way that gives any reader an easy and accurate understanding of the current conditions. The words used by Recruit Springer in his requisition may be crude, but they show a proper understanding of the minimum needed by the squads that will be carrying out the operation they’ve been given. One could say that this sets an example of sorts, given that a soldier’s duty is to always be on the front lines.”
“Heh… So I am a genius.”
Frankly speaking, Connie only understood the part when the instructor said his work “sets an example.” Still, his corpsmates seemed to view him in a new light now. He decided he’d be as diligent as possible in his coursework, all in the hope that he’d get to experience this feeling again.
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SOURCE: Attack on Titan: Short Stories 3
TRANSLATION: Ko Ransom
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i'm sure people have sent you the answer 293 times already too but just in case, the water texture is a default photo filter on the tumblr photo editor!
WE HAVE A PHOTO EDITOR?
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cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin
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I was really cooking with this. Eren awkwardly trying to grip, floch stunned and extending his fingers bc wtf is he doing.
I need to make more of these with the stuff I ship now
aot hands - floch x eren
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This Armin from Levi's memory is so cute, his eyes shine so bright
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i lowkey need to feed her tea & oranges that come all the way from china
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My new favorite genre of picture is a very special thing that most animals (and humans!) do: face nuzzling as an act of greeting/comfort/intimacy. thank God that this is happening all over the world right now


Isn’t it wonderful?!
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the best yaoi is written by straight men who don't know they're writing yaoi and the best yuri is written by lesbian women who want to inflict you with a brain disorder
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god gave us free will for a reason (plays on the computer for 12 hours a day)
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new from bethesda movies studios... the story never told... "no, wait! i'm not a rebel! you can't do this!" *rising violin music* "you're not gonna kill me!" *orchestral stab* "archers!" *cut to black, silence* in huge letters on the screen with fire in the background: LOKIR of RORIKSTEAD *pan over destroyed helgen, a dust pile shifts and lokir stumbles out of it* "I'M WAKING UP, TO ASH AND DUST,"
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do you know we love you, laika? from a million miles away? though we did not treat you right i really wished you’d stayed
i hope you know they loved you before they sent you with no cause and now you’re free to wander with stars between your paws
i hope your body’s laced with stardust your mind, your fur, your heart i hope you know we loved you to the end, from the start
the universe is yours to roam the galaxy your turf i hope you play with the comets that i see from here on earth
does sirius keep you company? a dog-star of your own and does ursa guard you sleeping in space where you were thrown
it’s not fair how we treated you you didn’t ask to fly and i just hope you aren’t lonely way up there in the sky
and i hope you burnt out quickly that you weren’t in any fear but i know that it isn't true and i wish you were still here
does it help to know we love you they kept hope within a lie some thought we could bring you back but we sent you there to die
i know that you were scared then i know you were alone but i hope you saw the stars and thought they looked like home
and i know you didn’t make it you had no epilogue but i know i miss you laika no knowledge is worth a dog
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