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bunnyb34r · 10 hours

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bunnyb34r · 14 hours

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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bunnyb34r · 14 hours

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sick of living in a society that caters to and coddles morning people. if you're a morning person keep that to yourself, pervert

#seriously 😭#why are you fuckers lining up in the parking lot at 7:30am?? we dont open til 8 and sometimes we're petty and make you wait til 8:05 #like whooops we lost track of time! sorry! just to spite you

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bunnyb34r · 14 hours

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POINT AND LAUGH

#im ngl i did laugh at the headline #'okay Charlie boy which of these caskets do you like? climb in and try it out'

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bunnyb34r · 14 hours

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Witch-Hazel: in all honestly; us having passionate gay sex probably won’t solve this issue. In fact, it might make things worse. All that said, I think we should give it a shot.

Hollyhock: Hazel, the building is on fire.

#she would #bullets & spells

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bunnyb34r · 16 hours

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bunnyb34r · 16 hours

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I wonder if Formally Good Manager will return from war... wherever the fuck he is.... now that BaldBastard is out of here lmao

My facial blindness will NOT be able to handle it 😭 Bootleg FGM is his doppelganger and I already have trouble remembering that that's NOT FGM

Also we got news that Old BossMan got fired from whatever job he "left" our store for lmaoooo bitch it's only been a year and a half?? and you've been fired TWICE???

#marquilla #work talk #we dont know why he was fired but we know he did which is so so funny like hey... your old job here opened up... too bad you're #blacklisted from working here now lmaoo id die if they somehow rehired him AGGSGSGS Can you imagine?? BossMan 2 Electric Boogaloo #it's not gonna happen bc he got super super fired uh i mean he CHOSE to leave after an incident where his employee threatened another #with a gun at work shdggdgd so yknow... but god that would be so fucking funny #anyway anyways FGM kept signing up for military leave so he wouldnt have to give up his job but wouldnt have to be HERE with BaldBastard #which like ... i get it but also id just quit but thats me sgdggdgdgd we dont know where he is/when he's coming back but he was SUPPOSED #To be back in october and then just signed up right away for another tour 😭 imagine your employee hating you that much #funniest thing is FGM was BaldBastard's favorite lmaooo it was NOT mutual but then his lady friend manager from PA moved here to work #with him and she was legit CRYING at work when he told her he was quitting like again imagine uprooting your life for this and he just #LEAVES less than 6 months of you moving here 😭 i don't think she was into him but idk maybe she's bi i just know she likes women at least #she could do so much better than this white megamind looking fucker sgdgdggdgd #the best part ab having a job is the drama you get to absorb by proxy and the glee of watching shitheads get their just deserts #schlaundefraud or whatever the spelling is of that work sound it out you know which one im trying to say

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bunnyb34r · 16 hours

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bunnyb34r · 16 hours

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Dessert era 🧁 🎂 🍰

#strawbb

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bunnyb34r · 16 hours

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#omggg yes!!#my aunt had that softsoap with the fish and i thought she was SO fancy and rich sgdggdgdgd bc we only had a bar of yellow dial to use #and palmolive orange if you were washing your hands in the kitchen sink 😅#bon bons!! yes! the best part of any walmart trip sgsgsgsg i would stare longingly at that aisle while my mom got prescriptions #sometimes id get to pick something out and id feel so cool 😭#i miss loreal kids shampoo so so much i used to eat the strawberry one sgdgdggdgdgd

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bunnyb34r · 17 hours

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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

#agsgdgdgdgdg #op: i can just get on the ferry!#the ferry quickly pulling away: lol no you cant >:)

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bunnyb34r · 17 hours

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I'll have to post pics later when I actually have the mental energy for that, but I got the shells in today and theres a REALLY BIG one that is exactly like the shell Scupa has on rn and theres three very likely and very hilarious possible scenarios that could happen when I put it in the tank:

Gurkle gets it and is like hehehe Mine's bigger!! >:)

Scupa gets it, decides it's too big, Gurkle takes the smaller one before he can take it back

OR

Scupa takes the big one (since he is bigger atm) and Gurkle takes the old one and they're twinsies 🥺💕 (I'd be able to tell them apart not just by size but gurkle is a little pasty white boy sgdgdgdggd and Scupa's coloring is a very beautiful deep red atm)

It's a great thing I got a smaller assortment of shells bc whooo boy did I misjudge... but also I got them big big so that way if they DO want roomier shells they have big boy shells and regular shells

This one is so pretty though I'm so tempted to keep it but I'm hoping one of the boys likes it as much as I do 🥰💕

Also the packaging is so wildly different it's funny

The big big shells are in a cardboard box, shredded paper fill in the bottom, each shell neatly placed, and bubble wrap covering the top

The smaller ones are in a plastic jar with a lid, bubble wrap pressed in the top to keep them from rattling around (thank you 😭🙏) and the jar is wrapped TIGHTLY in more bubble wrap

I'll ofc post pictures when I put the shells in if they try them on

#marquilla #i need to draw gurkle with 🥺 eyes like 'can you take my white ass to six flags?' SO BAD agsgdgdggd #i jokingly call him what Martha Stewart called her white peacock 'magnificent white boy' AGSGSGSGDGGD or go 'go white boy go!'#when he's showing me his pasty belly sgdgdgdggd he needs some SUN and to eat his fruit and shramp bc that helps his color #scupa just came up from his molt a couple of weeks ago and is looking SO fresh and healthy 🥺😭 scared the shit out of me going down so long #he blends in with his shell so well now it's funny hes like tee hee cant see me! and gurkle matches his pretty well too! he camouflages #really well when hes on certain spots like you have to be looking for him to find him #id boil the shells today but i really dont have that kind of energy and my feet hurt again :( fuckers #but the boys have their new food and ill be putting the greensand in soon #the party boys

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bunnyb34r · 18 hours

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Who the fuck needs Tumblr anymore I'm just going to be looking at lamp posts from now on