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dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly
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Reviving a 30 year old idea with my childhood friend: the humble sporkion
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@todaysbird i offer you this beautiful jungle penguin, the Kagu (i have no idea if you've posted about them but asks won't let me send a video so pls accept my offering)
Btw idk if they're called jungle penguins that's just what i call them lmao
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Indulging in my favorite pastime, gnawing on chicken bones 🥰❤
#marquilla#we get raw whole wings and cook them with the tips on and then i sit there and gnaw on them and try not to choke. yknow like dogs! gnaw and#try not to choke on shit you absolutely should not be gnawing on bc you can choke :)#but it's the best paaaaart 😩😩😩 it's so crunchy and crispy and it's so fun to carefully manuever around the sharp shards of cartilage#while you extract all the crispies out and then gnaw on the bones after you clean the wings of any scrap of meat#the difference between how mom and i eat chicken wings is so funny like maam theres still meat on those... and mine looks like an animal#picked em clean and then gnawed on em ... bc one did shdhdghdhdhd it was meeee 🥰#gnawing on things i shouldn't will probably one day kill me. today isnt that day so i will absolutely do it again thank you 🥰🥰🥰
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"crime" for conservatives is basically just existing in public as a person of color
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we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever
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Noel Cruz custom 'Devil Wears Prada,' dolls.
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Momma said, "Life is like a box of second hand sex toys. Gonna do ya dirty."
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can now report that harvesting from the garden by flashlight does feel a lot like a first person pov veggie-based horror video game
#it really does 😭#especially if you take a blacklight out with you to look for bugs that glow under the light while they eat your shit
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#baby you aint seen nothing yet. you wanna be shocked by sheer size? head to the nearest gas station and get the largest size they have#usually 80oz lmao#you see what those mormons got going on in utah? it'll piss the pants right off ya lady. you. aint. seen. nothing. YET.
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Wasn't my fault 😎🤙
Making weird faces in the telehealth waiting room while you wait for your appt time
#marquilla#the being late i mean sggdgdg#thank god i threw a load of laundry in before i started bc it took just ab as long sdgdggd
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WHY IS HE ALWAYS SO LATE?!
Our first appt I literally sat in the waiting room AN HOUR before the receptionist paged him AGAIN like dude... wtf they're waiting for you??
Making weird faces in the telehealth waiting room while you wait for your appt time
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