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Ice cream!

I would do literally anything for an ice cream sundae. Literally. Anything. I will do anything. I repeat, anything.

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@nicoofc: I'm starting to wonder why I have friends...I'm better off alone. They all suck.

@averyJ: I don't suck, do I? :c

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I'm here now guys, but i gotta run out and get more stuff for my bronchitis since it feels like someone hit me in throat again.

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Well then maybe you should sleep.

  I’m just very tired

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I think my company hates me.

Iphones have a tendency to do that. Its probably even on the phone plan

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Throwing my iphone across the room, cause it likes to make me cry.

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Why is that?

I just want to sleep forever.

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Because this isn't just your house, I needed the shampoo again.

  Then why are you still bothering me?

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Can I get ones that smell like girl perfume just to piss off the guys?

  Oh, well here’s a fifty grab me one. I do love candles

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Maybe?

Didn’t I tell you to go away?

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It's not even about the figure, it's just that I don't like cheeseburgers that much.

  Yeah, no. That doesn’t sound too appetizing and I can imagine all the weight you’d gain after all of that.

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Nothing, sweetcheeks.

  What did you expect, buttercup.

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thank you! I'm buying candles.

You got it.

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Keep thinking that.

  Reality, not a dream

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I mean I can't live on the dollar menu forever.

  It looks like we’re going to have to if we don’t want to starve.

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Thirty.

  Sure how much do you need?

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Keep dreaming.

  I consider myself close enough